Girls in
Desperado (1995)

Salma Hayek Underestimates Her Udder Perfection.

We here at Mr. Skin love the female form in all of its incarnations, but we have to admit that some bare bodies stand head and shoulders (and T&A) above the rest. And two of those high points belong to the often nude Salma Hayek. But would you believe that Salma doesn't think that her body is all that bodacious? Apparently the ample-appled beauty doesn't keep any mirrors around the house.

Salma divulged:

I won a 'Best Body Award' from Fitness Magazine and I was too embarrassed to accept it. I actually don't have a good body, but if everybody thinks so, I guess it means I'm a good actress. I have acted the part of the girl who has a very good body. If you know how to dress, there's some tricks you can pull.

We understand that a woman can make her body look its best with the proper attire, but Mr. Skin has more than enough proof that Salma's body is completely flawless when her form is covered in nothing at all. Just check out Frida. Or Desperado. Or Ask the Dust. Or . . . you get the picture.

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Sin City Siren Rose McGowan to Wield Sword as Pulp Sexbomb Red Sonja. But Will She Bare Her Barbarian Boobies?

The San Diego Comic-Con continues to be a hotbed of breaking T&A-list showbiz news.

Slash Film reports that Rose McGowan has been announced to bodaciously fill the breastplate of the lead role in Red Sonja, a new epic produced by her ex-boyfriend, Robert Rodriguez (Desperado, Planet Terror).

Red Sonja herself is a hefty-mammaried medieval warrior and ass-stomping pal of Conan the Barbarian.

The flame-maned slayer became popular in classic pulp novels and comic books, where she was billed as “She-Devil with a Sword,” and mastered the fine art of modeling a chain-mail bikini.

Brigitte Nielsen initially took up the Red Sonja mantle in a 1985 movie adaptation, which may explain the origin of Flavor Flav's viking-hat fetish.

Shots of Rose McGowan clad in the character's clanky get-up appeared at Comic-Con, in addition to a pair of Red Sonja posters—one of which continues a sexy-bloody-lips trend that Mr. Skin reported on yesterday.

To see Rose McGowan in full naked bloom, grab your meat-saber and join us after the jump.