Death Wish III (1985)

Revenge is a dish best served on the Hollywood big screen with special effects, explosions, chases, and stylized violence. If, as in Death Wish III (1985), the avenging alpha male also exudes a craggy-faced, pre-lingual charisma and dispenses a swift, vicious, and eternal brand of justice, so much the better. The fact that prototypical tough-guy actor Charles Bronson’s Death Wish series extended to four installments is no fluke. The pictures can be depended on for the triumph of good over evil in a series of take-no-prisoners street battles that treat the viewer to the twin thrills of performing as a cold-blooded jury, judge, and executioner while simultaneously functioning as an ethically superior human activated by the highest moral considerations. These are feel-good pictures for hard times in a cruel world. Sandy Grizzle will definitely make you drizzle from the flesh pipe at the 77-minute mark when she is getting roughed up by street punks and showing off her melons. Bronson shows up in time to protect her colossal teats. Marina Sirtis shows the most skin-ful content though, as she reveals her honkers after some assholes tear her shirt off in a parking lot. A minute later, her flesh orbs are still out for the oogling as the pervy scumbags pull her from a car and proceed to sexually assault her. The scene is 25 seconds long and a little too disturbing to be considered hot. Death Wish is nevertheless plenty entertaining. Mr. Skin just wishes there was more boob, butt, and bush action!