Daryl Hannah Nude

The Dirigible Dozen: Up, Up, and Away in (and out of) Their Bountiful Brassieres . . .

The Adventures of Balloon Boy all over the news this week got Mr. Skin thinking of some famous funbags that have been hyper-amplified to the point(s) that it’s a wonder how the women to which they’re attached don’t take flight.

While we here at Mr. Skin prefer the female anatomy all natural—as well as au naturel—the prevalence of plastic surgery in show business means that accepting augmented appendages is just another aspect of being a celebrity skin devotee.

So if you’re going to pump up the mams, starlets, why not expand those glands to the point of impossible exaggeration? The following enormously implanted ingenudes make two huge cases at a time that while Hollywood hills are great, towering Tinseltown Himalayas have their place as well.


1. CHRISTINA AGUILERA
Pre-Liftoff: After a shared stint as the 1990s Mousekateers on MMC, Christina competed with Britney Spears to become our preeminent pop tart of the turn (on) of the century. While Brit went into crack-up mode, Christina opted for a multi-cup increase up front, lending more credence to those who always maintained that, to begin with, she always had the more powerful lungs of the pair.

Upward, Ho!: Christina’s early music videos and Rolling Stone covers showcase a rail-thin chanteuse who could barely dent a training bra. Come the new millennium, Xtina astoundingly emerged as a triple-D diva.

Top(less) Gravity-Defying Moment: Diary (2002)
At the height of her sexified phase while pushing the album Stripped and its hit single “Dirrty”, Christina did, in fact, strip on this MTV documentary series. Strategically placed strands of hair covered her nipple rings—most of the time. Eagle-eyed tit technicians at the Mr. Skin Labs caught Christina’s historic flesh flash and have preserved it for posterity.

See the rest of the list after the jump.

Mr Skin Discovers Never-Before-Seen Chicken of the Sea

At the Mr Skin labs, the old classics never go out of style. Take Ron Howard’s 1984 romantic comedy Splash, featuring Summer Lovers star Daryl Hannah as a mamtastic mermaid named Madison.

Just the other day, the boys in the lab were watching Daryl’s delicious derriere in the famous rear view shot at the 27 minute mark as she walks naked toward the statue of liberty.

But on closer inspection, someone suddenly noticed that he was looking at more than just a mermaid’s tail—there were fish-lips in there, too!

Read more after the jump.

Masturbate to Oscar Bait!

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences recently announced its nominees for Awards honoring 2008’s best work in every aspect of movie-making.

Aside from the fact that nine of the ten actresses who got a nod have done remarkable nude work on-camera, most noteworthy is dark horse contender Melissa Leo from the film Frozen River.

For now, though, let us honor a previous Melissa Leo triumph, the 1985 teen-hooker-in-Times-Square cult favorite, Streetwalkin’.

Melissa's lusciously upturned, rosily-pink-nippled boobaloos deserve an award of their own.

Golden Globes perhaps?

Streetwalk on over after the jump.

Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of November 4, 2008.

Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan proved to be a surprise hit in 1984, by putting an unusual spin on the familiar tale of a Caucasian baby who gets lost in the jungle, is raised by local animals, and grows up to be a noble savage with incredible strength, cunning, and bravery.

A few months later, another film mined the same material, but it flipped genders and seemingly took skinspiration from Bo Derek’s Tarzan the Ape Man, as well.

The result was Sheena, which starred a naked Tanya Roberts and, T&A-mazingly, was rated PG.

Sheena opened 24 years ago on this date and, yes, those were the times.

Get ready to swing on your own vine after the jump.

It’s summer up here in the Northern Hemisphere, and to commemorate the occasion, here’s a list of some of Mr. Skin’s favor-tit skinematic classics whose titles contain the word summer.


So get a glass of lemonade, squirt some sunscreen in your hand, and check these movies out before you hit the beach!