Dark Side of Genius (1994)

Lust for Life (1956), The Agony and the Ecstasy (1965), Caravaggio (1986), Basquiat (1996), Surviving Picasso (1996), Pollock (2000) and, our personal favorite Frida (2002) featuring a naked Salma Hayek, are examples of critically-acclaimed movies about artists. Alas, the film on this page isn’t one of the best. But the bright side of the Dark Side of Genius (1994) is it’s bound to arouse your penis! Phedon Papamichael’s erotic thriller follows Julian Jons (Brent David Fraser), a problematic painter in L.A.’s underground art scene. The dude was institutionalized for seven years for offing his girlfriend Anna (Tina Coté). Talk about a bad break up! To further complicate matters, Julian meets Kristi (also played by Coté) who looks just like Anna. Can you say Vertigo (1958)? If that’s not heady enough, journalist Jennifer Cole (Finola Hughes) begins to show interest in the tortured artist. But when she digs into his past, the sexy brunette may get more than she bargained for. In other words, beware of dudes who create real canvas stretchers with lurid hues. While the film is full of nuts like Moon Unit Zappa, the true nut-draining turn is by Ms. Coté. The built blonde has a pair of beautiful bare breasts that any artist would love to dip his brush in. Indeed, the busty babe will make a splash in your pants whenever she takes her top off. So tilt your beret at a rakish angle and grab hold of your pallet knife as you appreciate this masterpiece of ass!