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We've got some strange bedfellows nude for you on DVD and Blu-ray this week: First, skindulge in some full-on, tits-out silliness with the nonstop raunch-fests A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas (2011) and Poolboy: Drowning out the Fury (2011), both co-starring Danny Trejo and both nude on DVD (with Harold & Kumar also nude on Blu-ray).

Then balance things out with the more refined ribaldry of Dangerous Liasons (1988), nude on Blu-ray and featuring the nude debut of Uma Thurman, and the DVD re-release of Holy Smoke! (1999) featuring smokin' hot Hall-of-Famer Kate Winslet going full frontal:

Everyone's favorite stoners (sorry, Ice Cube) are back in A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011). A few years have passed since Harold (John Cho) and Kumar (Kal Penn) escaped from Guantanamo Bay, and the formerly inseparable duo has grown apart. But after Kumar accidentally burns down Harold’s father-in-law (Danny Trejo)'s beloved Douglas Fir on Christmas Eve, they go on a mission to replace it that becomes their biggest adventure ever. Fast-forward to the 48-minute mark, where we see naked nuns showering in a fantasy sequence, and the 59-minute mark, where Cassie Keller and Chernise Yvette bare angelic apples giving Neil Patrick Harris a handie (you didn’t think they forgot NPH, did you?). Now that will clear your bong load!

Kevin Sorbo is a Vietnam vet with a license to kill in Poolboy: Drowning out the Fury (2011). Poolboy (Kevin Sorbo) is a highly decorated (86 purple hearts!) Vietnam vet who comes back to Van Nuys and finds his wife and son drowned in a pool and his highly chlorinated profession taken over by Mexicans. So Poolboy decides to apply his professional grade ass-whupping skills to a group of rival pool cleaners, particularly their tough-as-nails leader Ceasar (Danny Trejo). You’re in for a rollicking, blood-spurting, boob-baring good time in this mockumentary tribute to the over-the-top action flicks of the ‘80s. Slappily obliging in the “boob” department are the plastic pontoons of Jacqui Holland, who bares breasts first screwing a guy as her grandpa watches, and then as a topless blind girl who gets it on with a burglar.

In Dangerous Liaisons (1988), decadent French noblewoman Glenn Close is pissed off that her ex-husband is about to marry virginal Uma Thurman. Determined to ruin the honeymoon, she asks her ex-lover John Malkovich to deflower the bride. Meanwhile, Malkovich is also hoping to score the worshipful and prim Michelle Pfeiffer. He’s got an added incentive on that one, too, since Close bets him a night of wild sex that he can’t land Pfeiffer. Obviously, the French really knew how to have a good time in the late 1700s. Audiences were having a pretty good time in 1988, too, goofing on Uma’s boobies--not to mention those of the lovely Valerie Gogan.winslet 2.7.12

Entrancingly curvaceous Kate Winslet plays a well-educated Aussie who goes searching for the meaning of life and finds it with a cult that worships a multiple-monkey-headed god in Holy Smoke (1999). It isn't long before Kate's parents lure her home and have deprogrammer Harvey Keitel try to bring Kate back down to earth. Soon enough, Kate is the one leading Harvey on a search for the meaning of lust during their three days alone together. The bad news: Harvey continues his full-frontal streak here. The great news: Kate keeps right up when it comes to taking it all off. Ms. Winslet should get a special award for being a bona fide A-list celeb who continues to bare with great frequency in her films.Fast forward to the 1-hour, 4-minute mark to see the Great Kate completely nude as she tries to cool off the heated climate with her own pee.

CU Next Tuesday, Skin fans, for all the newest and nudest releases on DVD and Blu-ray right here at the Mr. Skin blog!