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Check out That Cameltoe!

Oy vey! Jewish swimsuit model Brooke Burke may have made her mother happy when she married a doctor in 2001, but she made fans of crotch cleavage happy the other day when she grabbed some Starbucks in an incredibly revealing pair of stretch-pants.

Her career highlights include modeling in Maxim, Stuff, FHM, and Playboy, hosting E!’s sexy travel series Wild On!, and winning season seven of Dancing with the Stars.

But we’ve yet to see Brooke Burke naked on the screen.

Maybe some attention from this recent exposure will change her mind.

Read more after the jump.

Tech-nipple Ecstasy?

Don’t expect to see Megan Fox nude in Playboy anytime soon. The Jennifer’s Body star can’t stop insisting she’ll never pose naked long enough for anyone to make an offer.

So Playboy has set its sights on something a little different: former reality TV babe and daughter of rock royalty Kelly Osbourne, according to Nudography.

Kelly, who just released her autobiography Fierce via Virgin Books on September 1^st and is competing on Dancing With The Stars, is apparently a favorite with Hugh Hefner’s new girlfriends, Crystal Harris and the Shannon twins Karissa and Kristina.

Read more after the jump.

Aubrey O'Day Joins Holly Madison on the Boobtastic Vegas Stage

Former Spice Girl Mel B. will no longer be appearing in the Las Vegas revue "Peepshow," which she started with former Dancing with the Stars champion Kelly Monaco back in April of this year.

Fortunately, Mel and Kelly have been replaced by former Playmate and Girls Next Door star Holly Madison and former Danity Kane singer and proud bisexual Aubrey O’Day, both of whom bare their boobs for the show.

“Aubrey is one of the sexiest entertainers in the industry today,” said co-CEO of Base Entertainment Scott Zeiger. "And we are thrilled to welcome her to the ‘Peepshow’ cast.”

And "Peepshow" audiences are equally thrilled to ogle Aubrey and Holly’s sizeable melons without having to insert a token every four minutes.

Read more after the jump.

The Mr. Skin Photo Booth Brings in the Stars—or at Least Those Who Dance with Them

A while back we brought you some sizzling snaps of Lindsay Lohan in a bikini playfully making faces at the camera in the Mr. Skin photo booth. Now we're finally ready to reveal more of the hot happenings captured by this semi-private enclosure. Over the next few weeks we'll be bringing you updates on the sexiest starlets to sashay in front of the camera—and Mr. Skin himself might even make an appearance.

First up is Cheryl Burke from Dancing with the Stars. She unfortunately left the toplessness to one of her male companions, but the hoofer hottie still looks like she's enjoying herself.

View the rest of the Mr. Skin photo booth pics of Cheryl Burke and other Dancing with the Stars partygoers on the Mr. Skin photo booth page.

Former Hef Girlfriend turns Dance Competition into a Foxtrot

Early in the rehearsals process for this season of Dancing with the Stars, poetess and pop star Jewel, who would have been competing against her cowpoke husband Ty Murray, has injured her knee and will likely drop out of the running.

On her blog, Jewel complained, “Yuck! It’s mainly my left knee, and I can’t believe I hurt it so badly. Ty warned me I was over doing it, and now he got a big ol’ ‘I told you so’ in.”

The cryptic blog entry about what hard-on-the knees activity Jewel was overdoing is hard to decipher, but “a big ol’ ‘I told you so’” is a well-known sexual euphemism in Jewel’s native Alaska.

Read more after the half-step uptown toodeloo.

On with the Body Count!

If you look at your calendar for March, you’ll notice that there’s another Friday the 13th coming up in a couple of weeks. And that’s lucky, because it keeps everybody’s mind on the nude knockouts of the Friday the 13th movie franchise, especially recent additions to the fold Americo Olivo, Willa Ford, and Julianna Guill.

This month’s issue of Maxim features Willa and Julianna posing on a couch together in some skimpy lingerie, seemingly without fear of eminent attack by a hockey-masked serial killer or much in the way of clothing.

Read more after the jump.

Denise Milani is all kinds of boobs in a bikini. (Flisted)

Anne Hathaway super-cleavage. (The Blemish)

2009 nude supermodel Pirelli Calendar. (Dorpsgekken)

Behind-the-scenes video of the nude supermodel 2009 Pirelli calendar. (NY Mag)

Ex-Playmate Vanessa Carbone goes topless to save whales. (Drunken Stepfather)

Edyta from Dancing with the Stars in Maxim. (Derek Hail)

New Aria Giovanni cooking video. (Hollywood Tuna)

Amy Winehouse sexes her husband in the hospital. (Dlisted)

Victoria Beckham see-through. (Faded Youth)

Naomi Campbell plays nude Catwoman in Russian Vogue. (Nudography)

Californication picked up for third season. (Variety)

Remake of They Live in the works. (Hollywood Reporter)