Girls in
Dancing at the Blue Iguana (2000)

The Dirigible Dozen: Up, Up, and Away in (and out of) Their Bountiful Brassieres . . .

The Adventures of Balloon Boy all over the news this week got Mr. Skin thinking of some famous funbags that have been hyper-amplified to the point(s) that it’s a wonder how the women to which they’re attached don’t take flight.

While we here at Mr. Skin prefer the female anatomy all natural—as well as au naturel—the prevalence of plastic surgery in show business means that accepting augmented appendages is just another aspect of being a celebrity skin devotee.

So if you’re going to pump up the mams, starlets, why not expand those glands to the point of impossible exaggeration? The following enormously implanted ingenudes make two huge cases at a time that while Hollywood hills are great, towering Tinseltown Himalayas have their place as well.


1. CHRISTINA AGUILERA
Pre-Liftoff: After a shared stint as the 1990s Mousekateers on MMC, Christina competed with Britney Spears to become our preeminent pop tart of the turn (on) of the century. While Brit went into crack-up mode, Christina opted for a multi-cup increase up front, lending more credence to those who always maintained that, to begin with, she always had the more powerful lungs of the pair.

Upward, Ho!: Christina’s early music videos and Rolling Stone covers showcase a rail-thin chanteuse who could barely dent a training bra. Come the new millennium, Xtina astoundingly emerged as a triple-D diva.

Top(less) Gravity-Defying Moment: Diary (2002)
At the height of her sexified phase while pushing the album Stripped and its hit single “Dirrty”, Christina did, in fact, strip on this MTV documentary series. Strategically placed strands of hair covered her nipple rings—most of the time. Eagle-eyed tit technicians at the Mr. Skin Labs caught Christina’s historic flesh flash and have preserved it for posterity.

See the rest of the list after the jump.

The 2008 Emmy Awards Was Chock Full of Starlets with Naked Pasts. See Them Nude at Mr. Skin!

Last night’s Emmy Awards ceremony brought out Hollywood’s hottest to honor television’s best achievements. So now it’s up to Mr. Skin to salute the boob tube’s winners and nominudes by revealing exactly where you can see them naked.

After the jump, see the naked truth exposed on Heidi Klum, Eileen Atkins, Candice Bergen, Judi Dench, Laura Dern, Glenn Close, Sally Field, Rachel Griffiths, Holly Hunter, Laura Linney, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Catherine Keener, Sandra Oh, Mary-Louise Parker, Susan Sarandon, and Kyra Sedgwick.

Mr. Skin is your kind of guy. Just look at this website. Now imagine that his knowledge, expertise, and quick way with a quip about pubic mounds could be transformed into an easy-to-carry, all-skinclusive, one-stop reference book covering the very best of the breast in what's nude on home video.

In 2005 the realms of publishing, home video, and obsessive naked-movie-star fandom alike were forever reconfigured by the monumental arrival of the bestselling Mr. Skin's Skincyclopedia: The A-to-Z Guide to Finding Your Favorite Actresses Naked (St. Martin's).