Dance with Death (1991)

A fledgling journalist's big tits help lead to her big break in the thriller Dance with Death (1991). Barbara Alyn Woods plays Kelly, an LA newspaper reporter who hears that strippers are being murdered, and that the strip club "Bottom's Up" has proven an especially attractive target. Looking to crack (get it?) the case, she gets a job stripping there and gets to know the other workers and club regulars. Eventually she figures out that one of the lapdance loving dudes (Maxwell Caulfield) is an undercover cop, so she teams with him to try and figure out what's going on. As the bodies pile up around her, the hottie will have to act fast if she's going to solve the mystery and break the story before she's the one dancing with death! If this movie sounds a whole lot like Stripped to Kill (1987), it's because it's essentially a remake of that one. Famed sleaze slinger Roger Corman produced them both. But both of those movies are far more successful as a who-done-who than as a whodunit. Catya Sassoon will have you swollen like a balloon doing her topless striptease routine, as will the bridal themed topless routine of Jill Pierce. Tracey Burch's titanic tatas jiggle as she does a leopard print thong based jungle routine, while Aretha Baker brings a bit of color to the tits parade by showing her perky pair that are just a bit darker in shade. But while a brunette Lisa Kudrow makes a super quick, fully clothed appearance, there's a reason they made Barbara Alyn Woods the star of this one. If you were a kid and first felt a tingle thanks to the mom in the TV show Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, you'll be happy to know she shows the girls a whole lot in this one. Barbara's got the best rack, bar none, and isn't afraid to show it off both while stripping and in bed with a lucky dude. Wonder if we paid her enough, if she'd take us tot he back in the club for a little extra! Extra! That centerfold deserves a byline on the front page! You'll be dancing with yourself seeing all the awesome boobs in Dance with Death!