Nude Scenes from
Cruel Intentions (1999)

Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried's Lesbian Kiss Won't Make It into the Girl-Girl Hall of Fame

You already know that you will not see Megan Fox nude in Jennifer's Body. The closest the movie gets to showing Megan's body is a bit of underwater skin covered in flesh-colored panties and pasties. You can still muster up some interest in the flick, though, right? "But," you say, "there's still the lesbian kiss between Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried." Well, we've got some bad news for you. The kiss in question, which you can see, presumably in its entirety, in the clip below, isn't about to give Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly in Bound a run for their money. Hell, it can't even compete with Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair's totally non-nude liplock in Cruel Intentions. So for good, substantial Amanda Seyfried lesbian scenes, you'll just have to wait for Chloe. And as for Megan Fox nude? Well, we'll probably be going through this whole bait-and-switch again when Jonah Hex is about to hit theaters.

Lightning-Rod Teen TV Phenom Gossip Girl Socks It to Stuffed Shirts. But When Will Its Starlets Open Theirs? And What’s the Connection to Girl-Girl Twincest and Amy Adams Going Lesbo?

"They're using nothing but sex to sell this program!" proclaimed Melissa Anderson of the Parents Television Council.

She was fuming on CNN in response to a new round of ads promoting the steamy teen TV sensation Gossip Girl.

One of the ads, in fact, uses a quote from the PTC itself—“Mind-blowingly inappropriate!”—emblazoned above two of its stars, who play high-school students, basking in what looks very much to be post-coital afterglow.

"Rather than reinforcing positive values that parents are trying to instill in their children," Anderson pressed on, "this program is very often undermining those positive values."

The PTC and other hand-wringers of the world are stating the obvious . . . the obviously awesome!

But did you know that back in 2000, watchdog groups got in a tizzy over moneyed NYC teens going wild on a boob-tube adaptation of Cruel Intentions—which featured a bisexual Amy Adams—and they actually pressured the Fox network before the show even aired?

Get the skinny—and some twincest action—after the jump.

What's the danger of repeatedly portraying poon pokers on screen (other than fulfilling men's clam-on-clam fantasies, of course)? According to Selma Blair, it's that real-life furburger fluffers can't get enough of her!

The svelte sexbomb has locked lezzy lips onscreen three times so far, in the surprisingly skin-filled romantic drama Feast of Love, the upcoming flick Driving Lessons, and most famously in the teen classic Cruel Intentions.

But Selma told The New York Daily News that her Sapphic screen pairings have had some unexpected consequences:

"I have done three girl-on-girl kisses on-screen. And, yet, I've never done any (lesbian experimentation) in my real life.

"When lesbian friends tell me they're in love with me after our friendship has been cemented, it always shocks me."

Mr. Skin is shocked that she expects that anyone—gay or straight, animal, vegetable, or mineral—could resist Selma's sweetly petite teat treats.

See what gets lesbo tongues wagging after the cut with a free collage of Selma sucking Sapphic with Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Kevin Bacon-that heroic man of a million connections-has enjoyed an appropriately abundant array of Oscar-winning starlets. We link them up.

To a movie lover, sexual satisfaction doesn't come in a little blue pill but rather a thin digital disc. The DVD is still relatively new, but it's already changed the face of home entertainment. Gone are those bulky videotapes. Even chains like Blockbuster and Best Buy are phasing out that antiquated technology. All hail the ruler of the idiot box!