We've got a twisted list of kinky flicks just like you like 'em this week on DVD and Blu-ray, including Rooney Mara's nude debut as pierced punkette Lisbeth Salander in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011), Amanda Fuller (above), Jennifer Lynn Warren and Lauren Schneider doing what scream queens do breast in Creature (2011), and a trio of SKINtage shockers: the Satanic horror flick Satan's Slave (1976), the nudity-packed Italian slasher Strip Nude for Your Killer (1975), and history's greatest monsters, the Nazis, re-imagined as busty Frauleins in Uniforms (1973).
Also nude on DVD and Blu-ray, a different sort of ladykiller, famous French lothario Serge Gainsbourg (father of Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famer Charlotte Gainsbourg), has his conquests chronicled in the biopic Gainsbourg: A Heroic Life (2010):
David Fincher takes the reins for a gritty American remake of the Swedish SINsation The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011). Billed as the “feel bad movie of Christmas,” The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo stars Rooney Mara as Lisbeth Salander, a troubled hacker genius who teams up with journalist Mikael Blomkvist (Daniel Craig) to solve a decades-old missing persons case that leads the duo down a gruesome rabbit hole of murder, mayhem and corporate espionage. Rooney bares butt 54 minutes in, but she's just as naked and much more willing in a lesbian morning-after scene 1 hour, 16 minutes in and a triple-B horizontal tango 1 hour, 39 minutes in. Just call Mr. Skin The Guy with the Raging Hard-On!
Do you like seeing nubile young nymphs being terrorized by a half-man, half alligator creature? So do we, and Creature (2011) delivers the thrills, chills, and freakishly huge scales. A group of friends is headed to the bayou for a camping trip, and when they arrive the locals try to spook them with tales of a monstrous creature called Lockjaw. Our nubile campers ignore this advice, of course, leading to the skinevitable carnage (and skinny-dipping). Amanda Fuller gives us our fill of her adorable apples when see get stripped down for a lovely lesbo come-on. Jennifer Lynn Warren brings the full-frontal forbidden fruit and first class ass when she strips down for a skinny dip. Plus, it’s a full on Mardi Gras when Lauren Schneider flashes her creamy cans to some lucky locals. She'll awaken the Creature in your shorts!
British brunette beauty Candace Glendenning makes the sexiest of sacrifices in the seventies shocker Satan’s Slave (1976). Narrowly surviving a car accident that kills her parents instantly while traveling to her uncle’s country estate, Candace turns to her kin for comfort. But something kinky is brewing in the countryside when her cousin starts insisting on some kissing and her uncle turns out to be a warlock grooming her to be the lead sacrifice in his lovin’ coven. As her family offers the skinnocent to the altar with hopes of resurrecting a distant wicked witch relative, Candy must do her dandiest to stay alive. English enchantress Monika Ringwald is more than up to snuff when all three of her Bs are offered up to evil and branded with a cross. While Mr. Skin can’t condone this unholy union, Monika’s bare bod is still quite the heavenly host.
Nude per l’assassino (1975) was distributed domestically as Strip Nude for Your Killer, a title that offers some insight into the mix of sex and violence that this shocking giallo has to offer. The villain in Andrea Bianchi’s thriller is a psychopathic sex killer who delights in butchering his victims from behind a jet-black motorcycle helmet. Femi Benussi, Edwige Fenech, and Erna Schrer star as alluring young victims who go full frontal so the murderer can have his twisted, gruesome fun. Fast forward to the 30 minute mark, where Femi lounges about in the nude after enjoying(?) a slap-a-thon from her blonde gal pal. Femi flesh filets, fanny, and fur taco!
During the 1970s a string of low-budget, low-morals, high-shock-value sluts-and-swastikas flicks appeared in the seedier drive-ins across the land. These Nazi sex flicks usually relied on sadistic violence and titillating 
torture to provide thrills that were almost uniformly gruesome. One exception is the American-made farce She Devils of the SS, aka Frauliens in Uniforms (1973). Think Hogan’s Heroes but with great breasts and chicks snapping a "Seig Heil!" salute while their bush is bristling at attention. The plot follows the exploits of a group of idealistic and fabulously attractive Frauleins who finagle their way to the front lines to fight for the Fuhrer. Funny how they end up frolicking naked on the battlefield while bombs explode on all sides. Fast forward to the 47 minute mark, where super-stacked goddess Uschi Digard unholsters her huge, hefty hangers and dangles them in a dirty Nazi's mouth, then flips over so he can sniff the crack in her impregnably clenched bum.
Eric Elmosnino is the controversial and acclaimed actor and musician Serge Gainsbourg in the biopic Gainsbourg (Vie hroque) (2010). Victoria's Secret babe Laetitia Casta appears as Brigitte Bardot and Lucy Gordon is Jane Birkin; both show skin as international sex symbols helpless against Serge's legendary charm. They are joined by topless knockouts Ophlia Kolb and Deborah Grall, making Gainsbourg (Vie hroque) a film worthy of its subject, who wrote and recorded the world's first sexually explicit number one single "Je t'aime... moi non plus."
CU Next Tuesday, Skin fans, for all the newest and nudest releases on DVD and Blu-ray right here at MrSkin.com!
