Confessions of a Driving Instructor (1976)

Decades before women learning to ride dick as they learn to drive stick became a porn category staple, Great Britain's reigning softcore funnyman, Robin Askwith was pioneering the concept in the hard-charging T&A romp Confessions of a Driving Instructor (1976). The "Confessions" series sees Robin as Timothy Lea, an average Joe with a new profession each film. He's been everything from a window cleaner to a pop star, but no matter what he does for a job he always has a lineup of women all over his knob! This time out, Timothy and his brother Sidney (Antony Booth) open a ramshackle motorist school right next door to an upper-crust driving academy, which results in an uproarious class war battled one customer at a time. But Timothy's school has one thing the fancy one doesn't: him! Yes, whether it's their sexy secretary Avril (Maxine Casson) or the daughter of the fancy school's owner (Lynda Bellingham), all the ladies are being driven wild by Timothy! Since the town's not big enough for the two schools, eventually there's going to be a wild faceoff, whether it's on the rugby field or the streets! You can beat your meat to every woman Timothy brings to the backseat, whether it's the full frontal looks at Suzy Mandel and the bustier, curvy blonde goddess Chrissy Iddon, or the magnificent mams of Lynda Bellingham! Throw in Liz Fraser in a corset, Sally Faulkner's tits as Timothy does her in the dirt, or the thin blonde Maxine Casson flashing titty and kitty before her and Timothy get it on, and you'll be dying to be one of his coworkers! Who needs to teach these girls how to parallel park, when instead, you can move the seat back and play with that rack? No clue if any of these women and their amazing breast actually pass the license test, but one look at them in Confessions of a Driving Instructor will get your motor going.