Commando (1985)

An absolute badass' daughter gets kidnapped, and he uses his special set of skills acquired from years of combat to take out the captors and rescue her. No, this isn't Taken (2008), it's the Arnold Schwarzenegger classic, Commando (1985). A huge hit that many argue is one of the best action movies of all time, in the film Arnie is John Matrix, a retired elite Special Forces commander who is now living in an idyllic mountain setting with his young daughter, played by the 13-year-old Alyssa Milano. A bunch of thugs, led by one of his former military team members (Vernon Wells), kidnap his daughter, planning on making John kill a South American dictator as a ransom. Knowing they'd never give her back no matter what he did for them, Arnie gives his handlers the slip on the plane, and sets out on slaughtering the bad guys standing in the way of getting his daughter back. From there it's all big muscles, big guns and post-kill one liners. Rae Dawn Chong is the pretty accessory who sweetens up Arnold’s mayhem, but she stays in her clothing. However, Ava Cadell is witness to Arnold in battle with future Predator (1987) costar Bill Duke, as he crashes through her hotel room while she’s in bed with another man. When Bill goes to shoot Arnie with a revolver, he's out of bullets and the former Mr. Universe gets to deliver a hand to hand beatdown. You might not have noticed that, though, since those big boppers of Ava's sure command your attention! As if just seeing them wasn't enough, Ava went on to become an author who wrote all about how to have mindblowing sex, so it really stinks for the dude our commando cock blocked! Remember when we said Commando wasn't an awesome action movie with a spectacular look at Ava Cadell's cans? We lied!