College (2008)

College (2008) is a twenty-first-century take on classic campus sex comedies such as Animal House (1978) and Revenge of the Nerds (1984). Drake Bell, of the Nickelodeon kiddie series Drake & Josh, grows up fast in the role of tight-assed high-school senior Kevin Brewer. After getting dumped for being a drag, Kevin hears that college orientation week is absolutely insane, and figures his girl might take him back if he shows what a wild child he really is. Kev dives into the booze-bongs-and-boobs scene at a nearby university along with his two best buds: a nerd named Morris (Kevin Covais) and a big, fat, slob of a party animal named Carter (Andrew Caldwell). Things go well at first, when the boys start partying with the college's craziest frat, but when Kevin gets a bit too close with one of the frat boy's smokin hot ex-girlfriend (Haley Bennett), things start to go bad. Fun hazing turns to mean spirited humiliation, until our gang figure out what's going on. Now, the frat is their enemy, and it's up to our trio of high schoolers to do whatever they can to take down the college kids who tried to ruin their good time. All manner of outrageousness occurs as this trio tries to become liberated from the bonds of virginity, including some impressive female nudity from Heather Vandeven, who shows her hooters as a stripper dancing at one of the college parties. There are also all sorts of uncredited tits, to go along with Camille Mana, Haley Bennett, and Nathalie Walker in their bikinis. But you'll study for the SATs hoping a girl like Nathalie will s-i-t on your face if you get into college, after seeing her riding a guy in the back of a car, with her jugs jiggling in a white bra. C's get degrees, but we're pretty sure these are a full cup bigger! An entire generation is taking on student loans in hopes of jumping coed bones, thanks to movies like College.