Cindy Crawford Nude

The "M" in "MILF": "Mom" or "Model"?

What do supermodels want for Christmas? Diamonds? Bentleys? Trips to the French Riviera? Possibly, but this year, sexy Cindy Crawford has something at the top of her list that you can actually afford to give her. She wants to be called a MILF. Done and done.

Click "more", and let Cindy tell you in her own words how she desires being desired, how she feels about the word "cougar", and what it's like being an over-40 sex symbol.

Cindy Crawford looking flawless and ageless in a fashion mag. (Bricks and Stones)

One iconic blonde becomes another: Holly Madison dresses up as Pamela Anderson for Halloween. (TMZ)

Sarah Silverman sets the record straight on her "collecting pictures of naked fat guys" habit. (Celebitchy)

Pictures of Marisa Miller. She's not wearing a Halloween costume. In fact, she's not wearing much of anything. (Holy Taco)

The Butt vs. The Pegs: Jessica Biel is mad that boyfriend Justin Timberlake's in a video with scantily-clad Rihanna. (PopCrunch)

UK Boobie girl Vikki Blows blows us away with her topless calendar shoot. (Yeeeah!)

Keeley Hazell as a witch, complete with shirtless boobling cauldrons! (I Don't Like You In That Way)

Spread 'em! Traci Bingham is the world's bustiest cop. (The Superficial)

Nicollette Sheridan and teeny bikini bottoms: two great tastes, etc. (Drunken Stepfather)

Julia Roberts claims that nobody wants to see her play a hooker again. WRONG. (Holy Taco)

The sluttiest celebrity Halloween costumes: a raunchy retrospective. (Cityrag)

Anne Hathaway is smoking hot (literally) in her underwear for Vogue. (Anything Hollywood)

The WWE Divas get super sexy for Halloween. (Hollywood Tuna)

A Melrose Place revival? If Josie Bissett and Heather Locklear are back, we're on board. (Bricks and Stones)

Cindy Crawford dressed as Amy Winehouse: all of the tight clothes, none of the crack! (Yeeeah!)

Gossip Girl's Blake Lively and Leighton Meester give us something to really gossip about: hot lesbian action! (E! Online)

Madonna drew up a sex schedule for soon-to-be-ex Guy Ritchie. (CelebNewsWire)

Willowy Waif Wanted Whoppers

Before high fashion photographer Corrine Day talked her out of it, 15 year-old future supermodel Kate Moss was desperate to have her diminutive rack enlarged to Cindy Crawford-like proportions, reports WENN.

Moss, who famously introduced the “waif look” and “heroin chic” in the 1990s, was self-conscious about her membership in (some would say her leadership of) the itty bitty titty committee early on in her career.

Read more after the jump.

Heidi Klum To Cindy Crawford: "I'm Younger, More Fertile, and My Naked Pictures Are Much Clearer Than Yours!"

Not to be outdone by '80s fashionplate Cindy Crawford's nude boat pics, Project Runway host and Victoria's Secret model Heidi Klum is also showing off her buoys on a boat in Italy today! It's like a busty-model version of the Kate Moss/Sienna Miller mosquito-bite showdown!

After the cut, see Klum's cupcakes in all their naked glory.

Succulent Supermodel Cindy Crawford adds T&A to R&R on Vacation

Mams overboard!

Supermodel/ageless wonder Cindy Crawford hopped aboard George Clooney's yacht and sailed around in the French Riviera. When in France, do as the Frenchies do, and Cindy certainly did, doffing her bikini top in favor of roasting her topless two in the summer sun.

After the cut, prepare to butter your baguette, because Cindy serves up some French pastries that will melt in your mouth!

Paz Vega is bikinically thongtastic in a thong bikini. (Egotastic)

Love-set-match! Serena Williams in see-through photo shoot. (Drunken Stepfather)

Eva Longoria busts it out in ads for BEBE. (F Listed)

Tila Tequila shakes bombastic bisexual butt in a rockin' red dress. (Hollywood Tuna)

It's not jailbait, it's the Teen Choice Awards fashion parade. (Celebrity Photographs)

Is this a Jennifer Aniston topless beach video? Probably not. Still .... (Humping Frog)

Shannon Elizabeth says "fuck no" to marriage proposal, but maybe not to you, pal! (Not Obsessed)

Twincest! Twincest! See the Olsen Twins kiss each other! (Humping Frog)

Cindy Crawford stuffs a bikini like a supermodel MILF should. (Hollywood Tuna)

Are Avril Lavigne, Gwen Stefani, and Bif Naked celebrity Emo Sluts? (Emo Sluts)

Deadly Seven: Punk stripper girl band who could -- and should -- devour Diablo Cody. (APC)

The naked lesbian twin from The Veronicas is mad about pics, almost out of the closet. (Perez Hilton)

Guess the celebrity breasts. (On 205th)

See Paz Vega without her thong, along with lots of Deadly Seven after the cut.

Albuquerque-born filmmaker Scott Phillips has been a B-movie fan since birth. His passion led him to running a video store before hightailing it to Hollywood, where he wrote the script for the beloved cult martial-arts favorite Drive (1997).