Christina Veronica Nude

There are no small parts, only small people—and Christina Veronica is by no means small. You can see this firsthand in the Patrick Swayze fan favorite flick Roadhouse (1989), where the blonde bombshell danced across the stage in a G-string contest, topless and noticeable in the background for her natural wonders—large and in charge of our ogling fest. It was not her skinematic debut, however—that distinction belongs Thrilled to Death (1988), where Christina played Satin alongside Rick Savage (porn king, not Def Leppard). The Los Angeles County native (not to be confused with Christine Veronica, Playboy pictorial fave) added over 30 credits to her acting resume in television series and movies, shorts and major motion pictures, most of them having character names like “Carnival Worker,” “Tanning Woman,” “Bartender,” “Dancer,” and “Bar Patron.” At the movies, she was the Yard Sale Shopper in Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (2016) with Seth Rogen, Rose Byrne and Zac Efron; Bus Rider in Amateur Night (2016) with Jason Biggs; Detective Miller’s Girlfriend in Girlfriend’s Day (2017) with Bob Odenkirk; and Concert Goer in The Space Between (2021) with Kelsey Grammar. No stranger to television, she popped up in numerous series in more small roles, like Dollface’s Friend in Shameless with Emmy Rossum and William H. Macy; Hippy Protester in Baskets with Zach Galifianakis and Louie Anderson; and in both Black-ish and Grown-ish as Sketchy Student. One of her actual named roles was as Tammy in the film They Bite (1996), where her titillating twosome take a bit out of our imagination with their exquisite shape, size and propensity to be naked. Small? That’s not the word that comes to mind…