Christina Applegate Sexy

Comedian Reveals Aural Fixation with Married With Children Star

Howard Stern sidekick and Friend of Skin Artie Lange reveals in his new autobiography, Too Fat to Fish, that he pleasured himself to the sound of Christina Applegate talking on the other side of his dressing room wall when she was a guest on Mad TV.

"Like a moth to the flame, I got up and stood right behind the door," Artie recalls. "Just the sound of her talking about the most boring, everyday aspects of her wardrobe was too much for me."

So much in fact, that the Beer League star had to take splatters into his own hands.

Read more after the spank.

Kelly Bundy to Get Kelly Busty Again

After bravely conquering breast cancer earlier this year with a double mastectomy, the always-classy sitcom goddess Christina Applegate has revealed that she's getting new apples this month. The Married ... with Children and Samantha Who? superstar will be having reconstructive surgery very soon. According to Celebitchy:

“I still have quite a process until this is done,” the actress says in the new issue of TV Guide. “Yes, it’s hard. It sucks. But I’m not a victim.”

She will undergo reconstructive surgery near her 37th birthday, at the end of November. She had a double mastectomy in July.

Big boobs, small boobs, real boobs, fake boobs, or no boobs at all, Applegate is a vision of perfection who's always worshiped at Skin Central. She could have poisonous snakes in lieu of breasts and we'd still be in love!

Who Needs the Debate When TV Skin is So Great?

Countless people watched the final presidential debate this week, and Mr Skin wonders why, when these seven days were jam-packed with flesh-flashing babes on the small screen!

The HBO vampire show True Blood continued its reliable run of naked babes you'll want to sink your teeth into--Anna Paquin busted out screen skin for the first time in her career! And The Game showcased the chest-pieces of Brittany Daniel, Tia Mowry, and Wendy Raquel Robinson stuffed into teeny bikinis. Audrina Patridge also went the bikini route for The Hills, and classy lassy Christina Applegate created some comely pre-cancer cleavage in a lacy bra on Samantha Who?. Even Brooke Burke got in on the chesty fun by displaying some cleave in a very revealing Dancing with the Stars costume.

Prepare to cha-cha with yourself after the cut!

Breast-Cancer Survivor Christina Applegate Paid Tribute To Her Breasts with a Nude Photo Shoot

Cancer is a mean, evil entity. It takes wonderful things out of this world, like Paul Newman. And sometimes it takes its toll on Mr. Skin's favorite body part, as it did with former Married... with Children star Christina Applegate, who recently had a double mastectomy after being diagnosed with the dreadful disease.

But, ever the optimist, cheery Christina knew just how to show her dearly departed dirigibles how much she appreciated their years of service—with her very first nude photo shoot! Hear Chrissy tell the tale after the cut.

20. Wonder Woman (1976-1979)

Network: ABC

Tele-Vision: Lynda Carter

Skinopsis: Lynda Carter brings the classic comic-book character to voluptuous life while America marvels at her superpowers and watches intensely to see her flap those eagle wings.

What’s Hot: Lynda Carter, Lynda Carter, Lynda Carter. Bullets and bracelets. Those satin tights. Truth, justice, and the T&American way! And Lynda Carter!

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Lovely Christina Applegate Faces a Medical Challenge. Mr. Skin Wishes Her Only the Best!

The world first went ga-ga for Christina Applegate as bodacious blonde airhead Kelly Bundy on the gland-mark outrageous sitcom Married … With Children.

Most recently, Christina has been lighting up the small screen again on the quirky hit Samantha Who?

Mr. Skin was especially saddened to hear that Christina was recently diagnosed with breast cancer. The good news is that she is expected to make a full recovery.

For more info and an important medical message, join us after the jump.

Known as the “Goth Girl Next Door,” Stoya stands apart from the crowd with her pale skin, dark hair, and delicate features. Last year she signed an exclusive contract with Digital Playground and now joins leading porn starlets like Devon, Jesse Jane, and Tera Patrick in their stable. Recently Stoya took time out to chat with star reporter Maximilian Mueller.

It's that time of year when little kids mourn the start of school, and big kids-that's us-celebrate the start of another fall television season. The cable networks have the traditional outlets trying to get sexier than ever, and the casting directors are proving up to the challenge of keeping male viewers up through prime time. This year has plenty of exciting new faces and figures that'll keep us fingering our remote.