We've got all sorts of kicks for you degenerates out there (you know who you are) this week on DVD and Blu-ray: First, it's a double feature of depravity as Willaim Lustig's slasher classic Maniac (1980) and Paul Bartel's cannibal comedy Eating Raoul (1982) hit Blu-ray. Also on the horror tip, the first season of FX's American Horror Story is new on DVD and Blu-ray so you can see desirable domestic Alexandra Breckenridge and her French maid outfit in crystal-clear HD.

Also nude on DVD and Blu-ray, experience the most decadent delights Europe has to offer with the ultra-raunchy Danish comedy Klown (2010) and Cheeky! (2000), a later ass-terpiece from SKINfamous softcore director Tinto Brass:

clayton dvd 9.25.12At the height of the slasher craze, Maniac (1980) was condemned by critics as one of the sleaziest, most irredeemable examples of the genre--and that’s why Mr. Skin loves it! The late, great character actor Joe Spinell dominates the movie as Frank Zito, a lonely New York psycho with a habit of stabbing, killing, and scalping women. When not stalking Times Square or ranting insanely to a mannequin in his apartment, sweaty Spinell chases after classy fashion photographer Caroline Munro. Goremeister Tom Savini’s splatter effects earned Maniac an X rating. The skin quotient is nowhere near as hardcore as the violence, but porn star Gail Lawrence (a.k.a. Abigail Clayton) contributes bathtub nudity as Spinell’s final victim.

Tall, twisted Mary Woronov and partner in crime Paul Bartel play a married couple who see the chance to woronov dvd 9.25.12play "pimp 'n' ho" in their spare time. Mary will work hard to give the Johns stiffies with her knockers, and hubby Paul will simply knock them off. After the once-happily stiff Johns are not-so-happily stiff, they're rolled for their money and turned into dog food. In this dog-eat-John world, Raoul (Robert Beltran) is the one who transports the corpses to the dog food plant. But when our happy couple doesn't need him anymore, they do what comes natural--they chow down! Forget all those other prostitution/murder/cannibalism comedies you've seen, and rent Eating Raoul (1982). It's even got Buck Henry for Chrissakes! And be sure to fast-forward to the 49-minute mark, where a topless Mary makes the sexiest abacus ever when Ed Begley, Jr. counts money on her stomach.

A dysfunctional dynasty’s new residence is, in fact, too good to be true in Nip/ Tuck creator Ryan Murphy’s breckenridge dvd 9.25.12latest, the FX series American Horror Story. After an affair nearly tears their family apart, the Harmons move to Los Angeles for a fresh start. They settle into a gorgeous Victorian mansion so lavish, it even comes with its own maid. But something’s not quite right. For starters, most of the family sees the maid, Moira, as glass-eyed dowager Frances Conroy, but to the man of the house, Ben (Dylan McDermott), she’s sexy Alexandra Breckenridge. That’s not so bad as far as curses go, but the twin ghosts and the gimp-suited demon who also live there aren’t quite so seductive.

Stand-up comedians Frank Hvam and Casper Christensen give The Hangover a run for its raunch-comedy money in Klown: The Movie (2010). Based on a popular Danish TV series, the movie version begins as Frank, playing himself, responds badly to his girlfriend’s assertion that he’s not father material. How badly? He kidnaps his 13-year-old nephew Bo (Marcuz Jess Petersen) and makes him to come on a canoeing trip with him and his pal Casper (also playing himself). But Casper is not happy about the new travel companion: the trip is merely a cover for what the horny Danishman calls the “Tour de Pussy,” a visit to an exclusive, once-a-year bordello party with top-shelf trim flown in from all over the world. Marie Mondrup kicks off the Tour de Pussy when she reveals Rubenesque T&A 47 minutes in, Ida Lee goes full-frontal at the Costello Alley Cat bordello, and, Sabrina Ziyada appears baring boobs and shaved bush in photos as the boys reminisce about their trip 1 hour, 28 minutes in.

mayarchuk dvd 9.25.12The Italian erotic comedy Trasgredire (2000) features painfully sexy Yuliya Mayarchuk as a young woman trying to stay faithful to her absent boyfriend as she attracts the attention of a number of would-be lovers, including a lesbian real estate agent played by Francesca Nunzi. This is a typically beautifully shot and well-acted softcore masterpiece by the auteur of the genre, Tinto Brass. Yuliya be reaching for the Kleenex when you see her fully nude Sapphic girl grope in the shower with Francesca.

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