Nude Scenes from
Chained Heat (1983)

Some may wonder what advice I, Mr. Skin, the world’s foremost authority on celebrity nudity, can provide to amorously adventurous, married—and now, no doubt, harried—attempted-blackmail victim David Letterman.

Well, for one, I can tell him where to find the greatest women-in-prison shower scene of all time (29 minutes into 1983’s Chained Heat, where new fish Linda Blair gets a taste of queen jailbird Sybil Danning).

But, more practically, I can offer guidance to Dave via lessons I’ve gleaned from vital naked movie moments. In fact I can even give him:

Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Extramarital/Interoffice Nude Scenes (and What David Letterman Can Learn from Them)

10. Secretary (2002)

Time: 1 hour, 15 minutes

Nude: Maggie Gyllenhaal

Scene: Maggie leans forward on a desk for boss James Spader, who removes her undergarments and spanks that assistant.

The Lesson: Love hurts. So much, sometimes, it can leave you black and blue and read (on the very gossip sites you’ve forever struggled to avoid) all over.

See the complete list after the cut.

This time out, Stasia Suicide, natural red pubes, British devil worshippers, nunsploitation, 70s porn, Women in Prison, one Ilsa mention, more Satanic Sluts, Shocking Videos ... and then Kevin Smith plops in and ruins the whole damn thing.

But it's okay, because there's still more Satanic Sluts.

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Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 5: Linda Blair

Although she’s never gotten naked in a horror movie, per se, when it comes to the unholy annals of Scream Queendom, few lungs project more powerfully than those just beneath the booming D-cups of Linda Blair.

The frightful fact is this: Linda Blair portrayed demonically possessed little Regan in The Exorcist. She subsequently spent the 1980s busting out her hellaciously hot hooters in a series of the decade’s most skincandescent exploitation classics.

Therefore, Linda Blair ranks right near the top of Mr. Skin’s Top 31 Naked Scream Queens.

Click the pic to see Linda Blair nude.

Penthouse Pet of the Month for December 1982, Monique Gabrielle mam-orably debuted in the movies topless as a partying prostitute Tessie in the Henry Winkler-Michael Keaton comedy Night Shift.

From there, Monique became one of the most in-demand and most gloriously often displayed naked babes in the movies. She disrobed in hits ranging from the Hollywood blockbuster Flashdance and the all-time great Women in Prison triumph Chained Heat to the Marilyn Chambers hardcore porn c(o)untry-wester musical Up n Coming and the Tom Hanks laff-riot Bachelor Party.

In 1987 alone, Monique also made an unforgettable nude-in-public appearance in Amazon Women on the Moon, and took over the tantalizing title role in Emmanuelle 5.

Although the hyper-violent fantasy Deathstalker II is as close as Monique came to horror on the way up, Monique happily made the leap once she’d made it big (in fans’ pants), co-starring with happy handfuls of other nude firght-flick starlets in Scream Queen Hot Tub Party and Evil Toons.

Click the pic to see Monique Gabrielle naked after the jump.

A Skintroduction to Mr Skin's Man in the Feels

Editor's Note: McBeardo is Mr Skin’s resident sexpert on weird, cult, fringe, midnight, underground and/or any other extreme form of skinema.

He reports from the frontlines and backrooms of most skintimidating screening halls on the planet – not the least of which is the place where he keeps his couch.

The opinions of McBeardo are not necessarily those of Mr Skin, MrSkin.com, or any related affiliates. The ideas as to what constitutes a “wild time” are definitely not Mr Skin’s, period.

Please click McBeardo's mitt on the magnifincent bosom on Nekromistress to go to the next page and read his first column.

She may have made the world’s hair stand on end as little demon-possessed Regan in The Exorcist, but it was body parts located decidedly to the south of the scalp that got raised en masse when all-grown-up (and out) Linda Blair revealed her Satanically sexy nude body in Oui magazine, which hit newsstands on this date in 1982.

Skincidentally, 1982 is the same year that young Demi Moore also appeared fur-tastically nude in Oui.

After a tumultuous adolescence which included a sexual relationship with heartthrob rocker Rick Springfied (she was 15, he was 25), and starring in the gland-mark explicit TV movies Born Innocent and Sweet Hostage, Linda dared to bare in the pages of Oui as a sort of coming out -- of her clothes -- celebration.

Click the cover to learn more, and to see Linda, bare.