We've got a pneumatic posse of women in prison to put an iron bar in your pants this week on DVD! You'll be tugging on the ol' balls and chain as Mr. Skin proudly presents the Women in Prison Triple Feature- thrill to Linda Blair's topless debut as she scrubs up and gets down with Sybil Danning in Chained Heat (1983)! Feel your temperature rising as Emmanuelle babe Sylvia Kristel gets wet n' wild behind bars in Red Heat (1985)! And you'll be polishing your machete when a group of kidnapped fashion models falls into the sadistic hands of Sybil Danning in Jungle Warriors (1984)!
Also nude on DVD, porn princess Sasha Grey shows off her Hollywood Hills- and her furry 70's bush- on season 7 of Entourage, and you'll be pitching a tent of your own when a cabin's worth of camping cuties fall into the clutches of the Maneater (2009).
Nude on Blu-Ray, Terry Gilliam's visionary masterpiece Brazil (1985) receives the deluxe Blu-Ray treatment this week, as does Mike Leigh's controversial classic Naked (1993):
The difference between the pussy-in-prison flick Chained Heat (1983) and the rest is that it showcases the head-turning charms of Exorcist star Linda Blairand what a pair of charms she has (and shows!). Heat also features every movie nerd's favorite authority figure, John Vernon (he was Dean Wormer in Animal House [1978]), as the wickedly perverse warden who gets to take a hot tub with the full-frontal sponge Monique Gabrielle and the big bouncing bosom of Marcia Karr. Sybil Danning and Edy Williams round out the fleshy crew of criminals for a thoroughly pleasant prison sentence.
Talk about a meeting of the mounds! In the women's prison flick Red Heat (1985) Sylvia Kristel, the sexy star of Lady Chatterley's Lover (1974) and four Emmanuelle scorchers, gets to mingle with Exorcist (1973) head turner Linda Blair. Linda is no stranger to the girls-behind-bars genre, having already appeared in Chained Heat (1983), and neither is unfamiliar with nudity. Here Linda's imprisoned in a sadistic West German prison, but at least they let girls shower. So how bad can it really be? Not bad at all for those of us who like to see the incarcerated undressed. That's what Mr. Skin calls hard time.
Suzi Horne, Mindi Iden, Kari Lloyd, and Ava Cadell are a group of models captured by a ruthless drug cartel after their plane crashes in the South American jungle in the sexploitation classic Jungle Warriors (1984). Top-heavy b-movie queen Sybil Danning rounds out the cast as a sadistic woman in a kinky relationship with her half-brother. With catfights, women in prison, and bare boobs, Jungle Warriors will have you swinging your vine!
Remember Marky Mark, brother to one of the New Kids on the Block and a rap star with his Funky Bunch? Later he became simply Mark Wahlberg and morphed into a box-office heartthrob. He’s channeled that experience as producer of the HBO series Entourage, which follows young Hollywood up-and-comer Adrian Grenier (as a Wahlberg stand-in) and his people, that is old friends from the ’hood, as they make their way through the maze of Tinseltown. In Season 7, porn princess Sasha Grey joins the cast as Vinnie's new girlfriend, and her super-furry 70's bush caused a bit of Drama with viewers!
A former FBI agent stalks a creature that’s stalking horny teenagers in Maneater (2009). Harry (Dean Cain) was once one of the FBI’s top criminal profilers, but now he’s retired to a quiet life as a small-town sheriff. But Harry’s G-man skills prove useful when a creepy monster begins eviscerating the town’s teens. Like all Mr. Skin approved boogeymen, the Maneater has a taste for nubile young snookers and seat meat, and there’s a veritable buffet of flesh on display! First Allison Kyler bares boobs and butt getting banged in a tent, then shadowy sin cushions from Mercy Mailk as she submits to the creature’s clutches. Finally, we get full nudity from Nicole Moore riding her guy as the heavy-breathing monster looks on. Maneater will make you mangle your man meat!
The visual genius of director Terry Gilliam finds its fullest expression in the cult classic Brazil (1985). Gilliam creates a Kafkaesque nightmare future of secret police and faceless bureaucracy, as mild-mannered clerk Sam Lowry (Jonathan Pryce) has his life destroyed by a (literal) computer bug. When a bug smashed into a printer mis-identifies innocent citizen Mr. Buttle as suspected terrorist Harry Tuttle (Robert DeNiro), Sam tries to set things right- and becomes a target himself. Kim Greist bares boobs and butt as Sam's (literal) dream girl- if only we knew if she's had a Brazil-ian!
The breakout film from director Mike Leigh, Naked (1993) hit arthouse audiences like a ton of bricks when it debuted in the early 1990s. From the opening scene, which finds Thewlis’s character attacking a girl in a dirty Manchester ally, Leigh follows his anti-hero David Thewlis as he scours London, searching for sexual and emotional prey. Elizabeth Berrington, Deborah MacLaren, and the phenomenal Katrin Cartlidge all fall under the protagonist’s gaze, and all three women live up to the promise of Leigh’s title--even if the trappings for their strip-downs aren’t always entirely pleasant.
C U Next Tuesday, Skin fans, as we rub down the newest, nudest releases on DVD and Blu-ray right here on the Mr. Skin blog!
