Cattle Call (2006)

The raunchy National Lampoon comedy Cattle Call (2006) stars American Pie's (1999) Thomas Ian Nicholas and Push's (2006) Andrew Katos as Richie Rey and Sherman Oaks, two single guys unsuccessfully trying to meet women on the internet. Rather than lift weights, get rich, or try to improve themselves in some other way, one day they stumble upon the idea of creating a fake casting agency so that they will have an excuse to meet beautiful actresses willing to sleep with them in hopes of landing a part. Yes, the "casting couch" thing may be a porno staple these days, but back in 2006 it was a novel idea cooked up by some clever fellas. The fake filmmakers eventually decide on Marina (Jenny Mollen), Nikita (Chelsea Handler), and Laurel (Nicole Eggert) to star in their stuff. Only, Richie falls in love with Marina and spills the beans, only for it to end up that some of these ladies already knew about the scheme and were only playing along to get the scammers arrested. Will our crew of mock movie makers go down in flames or will their little trick get a hottie on their dick actually work? Jenny Mollen tempts Richie in a towel, which lets us see a great shot of her sideboob, and Nicole Eggert shows all sorts of cleavage as a waitress at a strip club. But only one of the leads was willing to take the lead by taking their clothes off. Lisa Arturo, one half of the bi-curious girl-girl couple from American Pie 2 (2001), shows up and bares boobs while getting motorboated. You knew some utterly amazing pair of udders was going to appear in a movie called Cattle Call!