Carry On Dick (1974)

Carry On Dick (1974) reunites the British comedy troupe of the "Carry On" film series for a ribald spoof of bodice-ripping eighteenth-century romantic adventures (à la Tom Jones). Sid James stars as Big Dick Turpin, a real-life cad who led a double life as the notorious exhibitionist Reverend Flasher. He's pursued around the countryside by Captain Desmond Fancey (Kenneth Williams) and Sergeant Jock Strapp (Jack Douglas). Bodacious Barbara Windsor will make parts of you clang as she spills out of her top while ringing a bell. The scene is only 14 seconds long, but it's more than long enough to get your rocks off if you slow it down considerably! The consensus among "Carry On" fans seems to be that the series has gotten progressively ruder over the years, and Carry on Dick is the pinnacle of the course and unsophisticated humor. There is a bit of an over-reliance on some of James' trademark guffaws, but this version of the story succeeds as politically incorrect fun. Some people may say that James is a little too old to be lusting after someone of Barbara's age, but it's not that hard to swallow when you consider the type of work they do together. Some of the situations are repeats from earlier films, but it's still highly entertaining with a a fine performance bordering on perv-formance from Ms. Windsor. The only thing that could have made us happier would be more masturbation fuel from Barb. Some boob, booty, or bush shots would have gone a long way to help a flesh fiend shoot his shot!