Carnal Confessions (2002)

Carnal Confessions (2004) doesn’t know if it wants to be a murderous thriller or a thriller in the pants. The movie is about a TV advice columnist who becomes the Jimmy Breslin for her own Son of Sam-like killer. This gruesome setup has a sexy punch line, though, thanks to a trio of nudie cuties who engage in some skintillating simulated sex. The flick opens with Wendy Rice getting schupted, which she repeats a few more times over the next hour. Nude-comer and tiny-topped waif Daisy Dukes gets her engine running hotter than the General Lee in a couple of sex scenes. Mr. Skin has a carnal confession too: me likey!