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Kirsten Bell In A Red Zippered Bathing Suit Is The Best Reason To See CHiPs

While I don’t often admit this in public, growing up I was a huge fan of CHiPs. Mostly because when I was younger, I wanted to ride a motorcycle more than anything else in the world. To say I wasn’t all that excited about the movie version of CHiPs is putting it lightly, but after seeing the new red band trailer, I’m kind of excited... all thanks to Kristen Bellin a red bathing suit.

I know that normally the term "red bathing suit" makes the mind wander to the famous suits of Baywatch, but after seeing Kristen Bell’s massive cleavage, I believe we will henceforth have competing thoughts. And there’s nothing wrong with that. Plus, I don’t know many people who have ranted and raved about Kristen Bell’s cleavage before. Sure, she’s probably the perfect girl-next-door, bring home to meet the family kind of hottie, but that’s more of an overall observation. This time around, her rack could knock you out from 10 feet away. Add in the pokies and, well, get your popcorn ready because this is a movie we are all going to need to see in theaters.

And I can also say that I never understood the point of a zipper on a one-piece bathing suit. I had always thought it was a waste of a perfectly good zipper, but thanks to Kristen Bell, I totally get it now.