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Do Pass Go And Do Collect Two Stacy Martin Boobs

Forgive me for being punny, but... board games—more like BORED games, am I right? Sorry to disappoint, but board games simply aren’t my thing and anytime I’m hanging out with a bunch of people and someone pulls out Scrabble or Clue or—worst of all—Monopoly, that’s my cue to leave. If you are wondering why I really don’t like board games isn’t because once you see Stacy Martin’s boob next to Monopoly money, everything else just seems boring.

The idea of buying real estate and than charging people for landing on some property you own doesn’t sound like much fun, it actually sounds like work. When playing a game it should be exciting, and there are very few things more exciting than a topless Stacy Martin. Honestly, if you can say to yourself that you’d love to spend an evening with a friend playing some stupid game that doesn’t involve seeing Stacy Martin breasts after looking at these pictures, then… Go ahead, I guess. If you ask me, it just doesn’t seem worth it if it doesn’t involve Stacy Martin topless.

I don’t know if there is some way someone could make a game out of Stacy Martin topless pics or create some game that revolves around Stacy Martin’s boobs, but if someone did, I would totally be down for a game night. Until that day, keep your dice and metal top hats and all that junk to yourself.