Girls in
Café Flesh (1982)

Code Red DVD does right by the once-lost '80s teen sex classic Hot Moves!

L.A.'s UltraStar Studio plays host to art-damaged Third Reich ravishers!

IronBabe's Jackie Stevens steps in and strips down for Misty Mundae -- electrifyingly elongated-nipples-first!

And Return to Sleepaway Camp may herald a renaissance of weird, haunting, unsanitary sexual amusements from a quarter-century ago coming back to bite us in (the front of) the pants.

Click on Das Boobs for the (w)hole truth.

If You Can’t Masturbate, Decapitate!

Ah my friends, welcome back to Castle Rackula. I wasn’t expecting you this early!

You’ve caught me watching one of my old favorites, Dracula Exotica with Vanessa del Rio and my dear friend Randy West. But that actually brings me to the point of this week’s visit.

When I was a young boy in pre-Christian Mamsylvania, my friends and I used to steal the erotic etchings of Messalina getting gang-banged by the senate that the Roman soldiers carried and hide them under our straw mattresses to look at by candlelight when everyone else was asleep.

Incidentally, the real Messalina was never as hot as Anneka Di Lorenzo (AKA Marjorie Lee Thoreson) was in Caligula. But then, the real Messalina would never have sued Bob Guccione for sexual harassment.

Pornography has come a long way since the days of the Roman Empire. And today’s porn stars, while they may not have the political pull that Messalina did, do have more star power.

And sometimes they use that star power to make the jump from creamed teens to scream queens. Here are few of my favorites.

Read more after the bite.

Nora Louise Kuzma a.k.a. Traci Lords was the biggest, hottest, sexiest porn star and and most singularly searing X-rated carnal fixation of Youngman McBeardo’s put-upon puberty years.

It was unbelievably cool, then, when both The Object of Affection and The Objectional Erection turned out to have been born right about the exact same time.

Of course, the scandal of Traci Lords performing in hardcore porn films when she should have been in high-school nearly capsized the entire adult-entertainment industry, but it created a Legend of Lust to endure eternally for the (under)ages.

X-Rated Ambition: The Traci Lords Story, a new UK documentary available from Shocking Videos exposes the dirty truth about Traci (McBeardo’s is self-explanatory). Click for the box cover for the E-cup-normous, up-turned scoops.

Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 11: Michelle Bauer

Before the world knew her as Michelle Bauer, this slinky, native Californian brunette turned the world on as a Penthouse Pet and hardcore porn sensation Pia Snow, in X-rated classics such as Café Flesh and Bad Girls.

Then, in a series of R-rated romps including Homework, Reform School Girls, and Tomboy, she re-skin-vented herself as Michelle Bauer. With The Tomb and Nightmare Sisters, that name came to define the very breast of what a scream queen should be.

Among Michelle’s flesh-packed fright favorites are Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama, Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, Spirits, Camp Fear, Evil Toons, Marie-Cookie and the Killer Tarantula, Tomb of the Werewolf, and Whispers From a Shallow Grave.

Click the pic to see more of Michelle Bauer nude.

Long-haired, wild-eyed, multitalented Gregory Jacobsen—a.k.a. Fatty Jubbo—is a fixture in the Midwest's art, music, and film undergrounds. A new show at Chicago's ZG Gallery is another leap forward for Jacobsen's aesthetic assault. The show is titled Palpitating Remains: New Paintings and Works on Paper. It opens November 30, 2007, and runs until January 5, 2008.

This past April I, Alix Lakehurst, was named Tromette of the Month. This placed me in an elite company of previous monthly Tromette honorees, as well as the women of Troma Films themselves-the original, immortal Tromettes who ignite the silver screen with searing star power and fresh, funky eroticism as unique as Troma itself.