From Essex to Same-Sex


UK topless model and television personality Jodie Marsh has decided to allow women access to her massive mammaries. One woman in particular, her hair stylist Nina, was first in line.

“I can see why women turn lesbian,” Jodie opines in Now Magazine, “because you get to the point where you're sick of hearing so much fucking bullshit, so you start to look elsewhere.”

Luckily for Nina, her friend of twelve years, Jodie didn’t have to look far!

“Nina's really sexy,” the newly converted clam-digger relates, “She asked me out and we've been on a few dates. I think she's a cool girl. I love the way she kisses and she doesn't fuck me about. I feel comfortable with her. Nina's as sexy as any man."

And Jodie’s new taste for tuna tacos also seems to extend to her solitary sexual activity.

"If I'm going to watch porn,” she insists, “I'll only watch girl on girl. Two girls together turn me on."

Besides baring her boobs in the tabloids, Jodie has also appeared on TV shows like Celebrity Big Brother and Essex Wives and in the 2006 romantic comedy Are you ready for Love?

Jodie has also received media attention for her public feud with fellow big-breasted Brit babe Jordan. But the recent revelations of Jodie’s lesbian leanings suggest that their may be more to this rivalry than meets the eye.

Come on girls, let those sublimated sexual tensions out!