Brooke Shields Nude

Naked Eva Mendes Could Sell Ice to an Eskimo

When choosing a face for their fashion line, the execs at Calvin Klein made a wise decision with the eternally smoking hot Eva Mendes.

Sure, they could have gone for a fresh-faced, very young model. They could have gone with an established catwalker like Gisele. But with Eva, they got nipple, nipple, and more nipple. Sure, that doesn't show much versatility, but you won't see us crying any tears.

Back in November, Calvin caused a stir when it featured Eva Mendes nude in its ad for Secret Obsession perfume. Shortly thereafter, the starlet's excruciatingly hot billboards for Calvin undies were deemed too racy for New York.

Now, Eva is conquering yet another branch of the CK empire with her trademark combination of nudity and body oil: Calvin Klein jeans.

Get another look at Eva's raunchy new ad after the cut!

When one has beauty and brains, one is said to have the "whole package". If that's true, then alert UPS, because these ten sex symbols are headed straight to your mailbox!

In addition to being gorgeous, talented, charming, and sexy, there are some celebrities out there who have smarts so impressive that their intelligence lifts them to the realm of the gods. We've researched and cobbled together the ten hottest and nudest stars who graduated from Ivy League universities.

Check out the brainy beauties after the cut. Who knows--if only Brooke Shields, Amanda Peet, or Mira Sorvino were your study partners, you could have been summa cum laude!

By C.G. Hilliard

Character actress Alanna Ubach has displayed her talents in the wide range of roles she has portrayed over the years. She played Marcia’s gal-pal with lesbo leanings in The Brady Bunch Movie, showed up as Whoopi Goldberg’s wisecracking student of in Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit, and she was bitchy and bushy-beavered waitress Naomi in the raunchy 2005 comedy Waiting...

Now Alanna is reprising her role in the sequel Still Waiting… and she recently sat down to talk to C.G. Hilliard about her new movie, body doubles, and Summer Lovers.

Read the full interview after the jump.

Masturbate to Oscar Bait!

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences recently announced its nominees for Awards honoring 2008’s best work in every aspect of movie-making.

Aside from the fact that nine of the ten actresses who got a nod have done remarkable nude work on-camera, most noteworthy is dark horse contender Melissa Leo from the film Frozen River.

For now, though, let us honor a previous Melissa Leo triumph, the 1985 teen-hooker-in-Times-Square cult favorite, Streetwalkin’.

Melissa's lusciously upturned, rosily-pink-nippled boobaloos deserve an award of their own.

Golden Globes perhaps?

Streetwalk on over after the jump.

Things that make you go boi-i-i-ng: this week’s theme is the inventive employment of grotesque rubber appendages in the service of one-of-a-kind, whacked-out sexploitation chestnuts.

Sex in the Comics (1973), fresh on DVD from Just for the Hell of It video, freakily brings ancient funny-paper characters to life with live humans donning psychotic-episode-inducing latex masks, unnerving editing techniques, limp dicks, unsuckled bosoms, and authentically insane concepts of eroticism.

From Troma DVD comes Getting Lucky (1990), the legendary Green Magic adventure half-remembered by viewers of USA Up All Night in which a leprechaun in a beer bottle shrinks a nerd so small he can – and does – get lost in a cheerleaders’ pubic hair.

Go. Bounce along now. Read.

20. Wonder Woman (1976-1979)

Network: ABC

Tele-Vision: Lynda Carter

Skinopsis: Lynda Carter brings the classic comic-book character to voluptuous life while America marvels at her superpowers and watches intensely to see her flap those eagle wings.

What’s Hot: Lynda Carter, Lynda Carter, Lynda Carter. Bullets and bracelets. Those satin tights. Truth, justice, and the T&American way! And Lynda Carter!

Sexy Star Pics:

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30. Swingtown (2008)

Network: CBS

Tele-Visions: Lana Parrilla, Molly Parker, Kate Norby, Heidi Marnhout

Skinopsis: The 1970s sexual revolution reaches suburban Chicago, launching three very different married couples into an all-out orgy of (s)experimentation and new (s)experiences.

What’s Hot: Lana Parrilla stirs up tantalizing trouble as the hot half of an open marriage that turns a sleepy Mid-West bedroom community into a whirlwind of freeform fornication. Molly Parker from Deadwood will give you live wood, while swinging supporting characters are guaranteed to keep your lava lamp alight.

Sexy Star Pics:

Check out more after the jump!