Bridget Marquardt Nude

The Dirigible Dozen: Up, Up, and Away in (and out of) Their Bountiful Brassieres . . .

The Adventures of Balloon Boy all over the news this week got Mr. Skin thinking of some famous funbags that have been hyper-amplified to the point(s) that it’s a wonder how the women to which they’re attached don’t take flight.

While we here at Mr. Skin prefer the female anatomy all natural—as well as au naturel—the prevalence of plastic surgery in show business means that accepting augmented appendages is just another aspect of being a celebrity skin devotee.

So if you’re going to pump up the mams, starlets, why not expand those glands to the point of impossible exaggeration? The following enormously implanted ingenudes make two huge cases at a time that while Hollywood hills are great, towering Tinseltown Himalayas have their place as well.


1. CHRISTINA AGUILERA
Pre-Liftoff: After a shared stint as the 1990s Mousekateers on MMC, Christina competed with Britney Spears to become our preeminent pop tart of the turn (on) of the century. While Brit went into crack-up mode, Christina opted for a multi-cup increase up front, lending more credence to those who always maintained that, to begin with, she always had the more powerful lungs of the pair.

Upward, Ho!: Christina’s early music videos and Rolling Stone covers showcase a rail-thin chanteuse who could barely dent a training bra. Come the new millennium, Xtina astoundingly emerged as a triple-D diva.

Top(less) Gravity-Defying Moment: Diary (2002)
At the height of her sexified phase while pushing the album Stripped and its hit single “Dirrty”, Christina did, in fact, strip on this MTV documentary series. Strategically placed strands of hair covered her nipple rings—most of the time. Eagle-eyed tit technicians at the Mr. Skin Labs caught Christina’s historic flesh flash and have preserved it for posterity.

See the rest of the list after the jump.

Celebrating his 83rd birthday yesterday, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner held a day-long rager at the Palms Resort & Casino in Las Vegas and partied in true Playboy style.

Last year, Hef got a surprise lapdance from a completely nude Pamela Anderson to commemorate his 82nd year above ground, a gift that set the bar impossibly high for the future.

But number 83 was no slouch and Hef made merry with his three former girlfriends and The Girls Next Door stars Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson and their next generation replacements Crystal Harris and the Shannon twins Karissa and Kristina.

It looks like Hef has discarded three Queens and drawn three more, keeping his full house. But you’ll have a jack in your hand.

Read more after the jump.

I always thought she was funny in the Scary Movie spoof series, and now that she widened her range she's is doing quite well...

Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of December 23, 2008.

As I prepared for a short week I found myself thinking of things that I'm thankful for this year. So as I breeze through my daily batch of my daily gossip blogs I made a list of stellar celebutardettes to thank. You never cease to amaze me...

Hail, sweet Paris Hilton cleavage, shine a light on me. (The Grumpiest)

Kendra Wilkinson nude, Holly Madison nude, and Bridget Marquardt in a Girls Next Door nude video. (NS4W)

Hayden Panettiere hot and sweaty camel-toe. (The Grumpiest)

Tara Reid catwalk pokies. (Yeeeah!)

Beyonce’s best ass moments. (Complex)

Hugh Jackman flashed by woman while he was performing on Broadway. (IMDB)

Monica Cruz panty upskirt. (IDLYITW)

Victoria's Secret models in bikinis. (Egotastic)

Shania Twain hath hot cleavage-meat. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jenna Jameson is pregnant and sexy. (Faded Youth)

Holly Madison Deems Hef's New Gal Pals a Real Hoot(er)

Hugh Hefner's brand new girls next door, twin sisters Karissa and Kristina Shannon, have turned out to be truly bad gals . . . with the police record to prove it.

But it seems that the prospect of bedding down with a couple of sexy criminals only further stokes Hef's fire! According to his beloved--and recently split-with--original girlfriend, the delectable Holly Madison, Hef isn't wasting any time mourning the loss of her and her fellow Girls, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt.

In fact, Holly recently told US magazine just how much fun Hef's been having with the Shannon sisters! Clue yourself in after the cut.

"Busted" Takes on a Whole New Meaning with the Shannon Twins

Yesterday we introduced you to the sweet, petite Shannon twins, Karissa and Kristina, who will most likely be taking over for the original Girls Next Door and becoming Playboy founder Hugh Hefner's main squeezes.

But something we didn't know yesterday was that these identical eyefuls really ARE double trouble!

New reports reveal that the blondes with the bite-sized boobs have charges of felony aggravated battery on their records.

Learn more after the cut, and see a pic that reveals the great side of the twins' bad side.