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If all the ceaseless advertizing, relentless consumerism, and cheery jingles are boiling your pudding, why not release some steam with a lineup of holiday slasher movies. Join Skin Central as we round up the breast yuletide nightmares that can get your holly jolly!

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Toni Nero, Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) (Also see Silent Night, Deadly Night 2, 3, and 4- 2 features an exceptionally insane performance from Eric Buckman and is the origin of the infamous GARBAGE DAY! viral video. Highly recommended for yuletide yuks.)

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And while we can't say that Santa Claws (1996) is a "good" movie, or even an enjoyably bad one, we can say that it has TONS of TA from Debbie Rochon, Lisa Delien, Christine Cavalier, Sue Ellen White, and Terri Lewandowski.

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The same goes for Pat Astley in Don't Open 'Til Christmas (1984). Pat must not have paid much attention to the title, since she opens her shirt no less than four times in this UK fright flick.

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Karin Konoval, Black Christmas (2006). Karen plays the mom of the killer, whose XXXmas extramarital antics (seen at left) set off the whole homicidal chain of events, in this remake of the 1974 Christmas slasher classic.

Troma Studios Troma Studios is the stink tank behind the gross out gore fest Bikini Bloodbath Christmas (2009). Thankfully their brand of holiday hijinks involves bodacious babes like Sarah Dauberin and out of the titular bikinis.

DaftZombies are the weapon of choice in the Grindhouse-style throwback A Cadaver Christmas (2011). Busty blonde Stephani Daft may be playing undead but she certainly knows how to keep the cold slab hot!

ElizabethAmerican Pie babe Shannon Elizabeth made the direct-to-video slasher Jack Frost (1997) before she hit it big, but seeing her pert posterior as she fights a raging, murderous snowman certainly convinced us of her star power! And check out Jack Frost 2 (2000) to see Stephanie Chao’s cans during a skinny-dip, until Frosty comes along and puts the freeze on her. That’s cold!


For more nice n' naughty holiday hotties, check out our Jolly Christmas-Themed Nudes playlist right here at MrSkin.com!