Board Heads (1998)

As Frankie Avalon proved, it’s never easy for a beach dude to win back his girlfriend. It’s even harder when a guy’s saddled with three middle-aged losers who’ve hired the stud to teach them how to score on the sand. That’s all the plot there is to the comedy Boardheads (1998), although the filmmakers were still able to recruit stars like Bronson Pinchot and Loretta Swit. Former Baywatch babe Traci Bingham also shows up to brighten the beach, as does the totally unexpected Gabrielle Anwar. Portia Dawson and Victoria Silvstedt, however, go the extra inch to bend their bikinis and show off their splendor.