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She Says "Awkward", We Say "Awesome"

If you're a fan of soul-crushingly beautiful women with flawless features and bodies that look as if they were sculpted by the greatest artists in history, then you're most likely aware of Transformers temptress Megan Fox.

The giant robot flick offered little more than a few choice cleavage shots from foxy Fox, so we look ahead with much skinticipation to her upcoming movie Jennifer's Body, in which we'll see a lot more of Megan's body, if recent semi topless on-set shots are any skindication.

Megan opened up about her Jennifer's Body character, and divulged:

"I have a few love scenes. I eat and seduce everyone - boys and girls. There's a lot of kissing and craziness. It was awkward, it's always awkward and it's never fun.

"My co-star Johnny Simmons and I got really close and became really good friends, so it was hard not to just laugh hysterically and endlessly. So I'm kissing him and he's like my brother - it was really awful. He got spit in my mouth and it was gross."

Somehow we have a hard time believing that the scene was as "gross" for Johnny as it was for Megan. For something even less gross, click through for a free pic of Megan at her sexiest.
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A raging fire, Darth Vader lying atop a mahogany bed, and Sienna Miller as Warhol muse Edie Sedgwick astride him. This shot from Factory Girl sure is a pretty picture, even if Sienna didn’t fully commit to the role by growing out an authentic ’60s bush. Still, nice rack-tory, girl. See it after the cut. more…

Lady Lover Lindsay Lohan Lugs out Her Love Balloons—Without a Bra!

Since Lindsay Lohan busted onto every boob lover's radar with her teen tit-ans in Mean Girls, the Lohan lung pillows have been a pair of elusive, sometimes even endangered, birds.

Pre-rehab, her rib cushions dwindled to a sad slimness. But with the nude spread of Lindsay Lohan in New York magazine, she proved that her rockets were still worthy of exciting what's under your pockets.

To further prove that she's still ultra-stacked where it counts, Lindsay pranced around the set of Ugly Betty yesterday sans bra. Linds is one juggly betty!

To see more of Lindsay's braless bazooms, check out Hollywood Tuna. more…

Jell-O-Wrestling Secretary Posts Nude Pics of Herself Online

Raven-maned babe Monica Ford, who plays one of the secretaries on the hit AMC drama Mad Men (not to be confused with the underappreciated 1982 slasher flick Madman), is fond of posting arty nude photos of herself on her website.

The photos show Monica’s mams and mudflaps artfully construed in tasteful black and white as well as some suggestive lesbian shots. Call Mr. Skin a madman, but he’ll be revisiting this site again and again! Click below to read more and see Ms. Ford’s headlights. more…

Traci Bingham Picks and Licks

African-American Baywatch bombshell Traci Bingham got snapped shopping by the paparazzi—appropriately enough, in the melon section (photo courtesy of TMZ).

Of course, titanically top-heavy Traci would never reduce herself to mere honeydews or mangoes. She goes for full, juicy, sweet watermelons.

And Mr. Skin would like to be the security guard who frisks Traci on the way out, just to make sure she’s not smuggling a couple of those ripe suckers out in her bra.

In other news, Traci Bingham sucks lesbian face with girls, as reported by (excuse us) Dirty Rotten Whore.

Get a girl-girl eyeful, along with Traci Bingham's naked melons (and patch) after the jump. more…

Former Miss World and Celebrity Big Brother Star Danielle Lloyd Covers (Most of) Her Big Sisters in Topless Sunbathing Photos

There must be something in the water over in England—and Mr. Skin thinks it must be silicone! With British fake-titish all-stars like Katie "Jordan" Price and Jodie Marsh parading their plastic pontoons in front of paparazzi cameras every other day, it's nice to see a fresh face flaunting her fungbags—even if she does manage to hide her teat peaks.

Danielle Lloyd is a top English model and reality-TV star, but she was once a much smaller-chested beauty queen. That is until a spread in Playboy stripped her of her crown. That's a start, but when is Danielle going to be stripped of her wardrobe on film? Doesn't she know they're allowed to show nudity on TV in England?

For more pics of Danielle's best cover-up attempts, visit Derek Hail, and for a sexy snap of a similarly disgraced (and disrobed) beauty queen, join us after the cut. more…

Lightning-Rod Teen TV Phenom Gossip Girl Socks It to Stuffed Shirts. But When Will Its Starlets Open Theirs? And What’s the Connection to Girl-Girl Twincest and Amy Adams Going Lesbo?

"They're using nothing but sex to sell this program!" proclaimed Melissa Anderson of the Parents Television Council.

She was fuming on CNN in response to a new round of ads promoting the steamy teen TV sensation Gossip Girl.

One of the ads, in fact, uses a quote from the PTC itself—“Mind-blowingly inappropriate!”—emblazoned above two of its stars, who play high-school students, basking in what looks very much to be post-coital afterglow.

"Rather than reinforcing positive values that parents are trying to instill in their children," Anderson pressed on, "this program is very often undermining those positive values."

The PTC and other hand-wringers of the world are stating the obvious . . . the obviously awesome!

But did you know that back in 2000, watchdog groups got in a tizzy over moneyed NYC teens going wild on a boob-tube adaptation of Cruel Intentions—which featured a bisexual Amy Adams—and they actually pressured the Fox network before the show even aired?

Get the skinny—and some twincest action—after the jump. more…

Burning Angel, Burning Books

Mr. Skin’s favorite tattooed, alt porn, Orthodox Jewish, Rutgers-educated babe Joanna Angel has been the subject of two revealing and Talmudically discursive Skinterviews (1 2)and is a longtime friend of the site.

Now Joanna is taking her popular website Burning Angel into the glossy, weighty, Borders-display-table world of coffee table books. Click below to read more and check out Ms. Angel’s halos and burning bush. more…

When playing the time-honored game of mentally pairing up female actresses into lesbian couples, Mr. Skin often wondered whether squeaky-voiced and amply stacked sexpot Jennifer Tilly and ferociously hot full-lipped stunner Gina Gershon would have any cunnilingual chemistry. He wondered that up until Matrix director Andy Wachowski's 1996 crime thriller Bound answered that question with a resounding and pulse-pounding "YES!" When the sexual tension between the two women finally finds release, Gina and Jennifer's jaw-dropping gyrations make for one of the most tent-pitching tit-to-tit trysts of all time. Click below to watch the full clip.

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TV Hit Mad Men’s Second Season Premiere Brings Out Hollywood Hotties. We’ve Got Their Nude Pics!

Season 2 of the acclaimed AMC series Mad Men premiered in Los Angeles last night, bringing out scores of T&Actresses, including Kate Walsh (side-boob photo courtesy of Celebrity Pictures), who accidentally flashed butt elsewhere recently.

The drolly cool Mad Men’s drool-inducing women didn’t bare any naked celebrity flesh on the red carpet, but you can check out January Jones nude and Julie McNiven nude (along with that Kate Walsh naked butt) after the jump. more…

That Water Must Be Awfully Cold

Blonde, bodaciously-bodied Aussie import Sophie Monk may hail from a land down under, but it's what she's got north of her equator that has everyone talking today.

The pouty-mouthed actress hit a Malibu beach yesterday afternoon to enjoy some water sports, and we all got to enjoy what she was sporting . . . on her chest.

Sophie, who split with Good Charlotte's Benji Madden shortly before he hooked up with barest heiress Paris Hilton, doesn't seem to mind being single. Especially when she's got a double dose of rock-hard pokies jutting against her red string bikini!

For more pics of Sophie Monk's hard nips in a bikini, go to F-listed, and to see Sophie's sweet surfer girl boobs sans bikini top, come into the cut on the next page. more…

LA Times to Angelina Jolie: “Here kitty, kitty!”

Unstoppable force of nature and Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famer Angelina Jolie could join legendary leading ladies Julie Newmar, Eartha Kitt, Lee Meriwether, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Halle Berry in the elite group of women who’ve portrayed the slinky sexy Batman villainess Catwoman AKA Selina Kyle.

In an open letter to The Dark Knight director Christopher Nolan, LA Times entertainment writer Geoff Bucher argues that “it would be catnip to fanboys everywhere if Jolie was lured to your Gotham to be Catwoman opposite Christian Bale's Batman.” Read more and check out a picture of Jolie’s pussy after the jump. more…