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Bai Ling Naked Nip Slip at X-Files Premiere; Kim Kardashian Modeling Mongo Seat Meat in Public

Bigger isn’t always better, except when we’re talking about the doorknob-sized wonder-nipples of slinky, Chinese-born minx Bai Ling and/or the mega-prodigious posterior of boob-tube booty queen Kim Kardashian.

Our friends The Paparazzi recently captured each of these bombshells who are very specifically hyper-endowed in very specific sexual characteristics showing off the stuff that got the best of ... and the most of. Yum-yum!

To see Bai Ling nude in public and Kim Kardashian nude on TV, follow the jump. more…

Yesterday we brought you a quote from Megan Fox about her upcoming movie Jennifer's Body. She divulged:

"I have a few love scenes. I eat and seduce everyone—boys and girls."

Little did we know, Megan meant she literally eats people.

And today brings us the movie's publicity poster, which shows Megan seductively licking the blood of one of her victims from the corner of her mouth. Tasty!

But the fine folks at /Film point out that the promo image is bloody similar to the one for the upcoming HBO vampire series True Blood starring Anna Paquin.

But the real question? Which of these productions will come through with nudity. Jennifer's Body has taken the early lead, with semi-nude pics of Megan Fox showing up online, but the film won't hit theaters until 2009, while True Blood premieres on HBO on September 7th following the season premiere of Entourage. Will True Blood follow Vince Chase and crew's lead and cure your true blue balls with some cable-worthy nudity? Only time will tell.
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Hills Girls and Lindsay Lohan Burn Rubber in Condom-Sponsored Photo Booth

At the DKNY-sponsored Malibu house party in honor of the release of the trailer for Season 4 of MTV’s hit reality show The Hills, Lauren Conrad and fellow cast members Audrina Patridge and Lo Bosworth indulged in some hammy antics in a photo booth sponsored by Lifestyles condoms.

Keeping with the intimate nature of the product whose name covers the wall behind them like dried baby batter in a 25-cent peep-show booth, the girls seem intent on showing skin. Unfortunately, it’s the skin on the bottom of their feet. Check out some more revealing photos of The Hills girls after the jump. more…

Queen of All Media Robin Quivers Nude—If Playboy Offers the “Right Price”

Robin Quivers, the bazooka-bosomed co-host of The Howard Stern Show and possessor of a pair of the mightiest brown milk bombers to ever strain bra straps, today officially announced on the beloved Sirius Satellite Radio program that she would now "think about" posing nude for Playboy . . . if the esteemed men’s magazine came up with “the right price.”

After a recent weight loss and conversion to coffee-enema-powered veganism, robust Robin, who is currently approaching age 56, looks lovelier and more lust-inducing than ever.

The prospect of the dusky-hued, humongously-dairy-pillowed newswoman baring her freshly toned and trimmed naked curves on the pages of Playboy is already causing our “ham hands” to reach for their natural destinations.

Now if only she had skipped that breast reduction . . .

For Robin Quivers flashing video action, join us after the jump. more…

Phoebe Cates's topless scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High is to MrSkin.com what Citizen Kane is to the American Film Institute: An absolute gold standard by which we measure all other things. As she rises from the water like a bolder version of Botticelli's Venus and unhooks her bikini top, Phoebe reveals one of the most spectacular racks ever committed to film. Watch the classic racktastic clip after the jump. more…

Pineapple Express Hottie Amber Heard Bares Her Naked Mangoes in a Scorching Skinny-Dip with Amanda Seyfried

Juicy blonde Amber Heard heats up the cover of this month’s Maxim magazine, but to see her swimming naked with Amanda Seyfried nude, all you have to do is turn to Mr. Skin.

Amber Heard nude has been a favorite of ours since she tossed out her eminently touch(down)able funbags in the big-screen football favorite Friday Night Lights.

And now it’s a heady treat to see Amber teamed in Pineapple Express with the genius jokesters behind Knocked Up—Mr. Skin’s favorite movie of all time that isn’t Showgirls.

Because this Heard should be seen—naked and skinny-dipping with Mama Mia's Amanda Seyfried nude—we do hope you’ll join us after the jump. more…

Will the Hulkette Heave Out Her Hoots and Heinie for Hef?

The Superficial reported yesterday that Brooke Hogan, the singing sensation daughter of wrestler Hulk Hogan, is considering baring boobs, butt, and bush for the 55th anniversary issue of Playboy magazine.

Brooke, whose family has been in the news lately because of her brother’s stint in jail and her father’s dating a much younger woman who looks almost exactly like her, won’t be the first celebrity daughter to undrape for the unblinking eye. Click below to read more and check out some celeb-spawned skin. more…

It's CGI Crotch Hair for Hippie Hippie Shake

Stars often go through a lot to embody a role. Jared Leto got portly to portray John Lennon killer Mark David Chapman for Chapter 27, Nicole Kidman donned a fake nose for The Hours, and Charlize Theron took on the seemingly impossible task of disguising her mindbending beauty for Monster.

But when it comes to playing a swinging '60s hippie onscreen, Sienna Miller draws the line at slacking on her pubic-hair grooming regimen!

Sienna goes full frontal in a scene for the upcoming Hippie Hippie Shake, and when the highers-up began to edit it, they discovered that Sienna's Brazilian bikini wax was a distracting anachronism in a movie about the wild and very, very woolly 1960s. A source told The Daily Mirror:

"The film is set in the swinging 60s when fashion was wild and body hair even wilder. Unfortunately, Brazilian waxes weren't common in the 60s and Sienna's part involved one or two nude scenes - meaning that her grooming habits were on display. A merkin simply wouldn't have done the trick, but luckily computer wizardry came to the rescue.

"Sienna's private parts were enhanced, giving her a rather unruly bush. All the cast had a good giggle about it and stoical Sienna happily played along."

Technology is such an amazing thing. It can create realistic battle scenes in space movies, a talking Stuart Little, and now, a fantastically fluffy muff. Who would have thought Sienna Miller's vagina would have something in common with Jar Jar Binks?

After the break, see some sexy actresses who went the merkin route for their mufftastic movie roles!

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Skin on the Street: Where the Skin Team Presses Flesh with the Public to Tackle Today's Toughest T&A Questions

This time out, we asked you: What’s the first movie nude scene you remember seeing, and what’s the story behind it?

Lucky members of the public who responded shared all about sci-fi sirens, teen sex comedies, urban dramas, TV tykes who grow up to be naked hotties and, naturally, Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places.

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Sultry temptress Kari Wuhrer had viewers touching more than just their dials as a sidekick on the late-’80s MTV game-show classic Remote Control. From there, Kari rocked a series of smoldering straight-to-video thrillers—late-night cable favorites such as Sensation, Kate’s Addiction, Luscious, Spider’s Web, Phoenix, Terminal Justice, Beyond Desire, and An Occasional Hell. What Kari lost in clothing, she gained in breast implants (which she had removed in 2002—something Mr. Skin endorses), as well as enduring status as a personable, approachable, but still superhumanly alluring skinema icon. Toss in the occasional sexy turn in mainstream productions like Anaconda and Eight Legged Freaks, and Kari easily earns a video tribute right here as Mr. Skin’s Free Naked Celebrity Babe of the Day. Click below to see highlights from Kari's nude career, and to see every inch of our coverage of Kari Wuhrer nude, upgrade now to Mr. Skin Premium. more…

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Flesh-Happy Filmmaker Tinto Brass's Sex-Soaked Nazi Brothel Drama Salon Kitty Gets the Special Edition DVD Treatment on This Date in 2003.

The magnificent grindhouse archaeologists at Blue Underground, who had previously issued vintage skin classics such as Emanuelle in America and Eugenie
... The Story of Her Journey Into Perversion, outdid themselves by releasing a double-disc DVD special edition of erotic maestro Tinto Brass's lavish Third Reich brothel drama, Salon Kitty.

Aside from being the classiest product of the bizarre, only-in-the-'70s Nazisploitation subgenre (which includes Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS, Love Camp 7, and SS Experiment), Salon Kitty nabbed Brass the job of directing Caligula, for which he brought along leading lady Teresa Ann Savoy.

Salon Kitty contains scenes of sweeping female nudity along with joltingly perverted kinks -- and we thank Blue Underground for doing this overstuffed cavalcade of arousing atrocities right.

To see just exactly what might be depicted in the above photo, as well as for a Der Furry look at full-frontal Teresa Ann Savoy, click and jump. more…