As of today, it's been four years since Lindsay Lohan turned 18 and she still hasn't taken off her clothes in a movie, despite playing a stripper in I Know Who Killed Me. Off camera, she's done just about everything else; carousing in bars, appearing topless in NY Magazine, and engaging in multiple public displays of lesbian affection with her gal-pal. While I appreciate all these things, none of them are going to get her into the Mr. Skin Hall of Fame. Lindsay needs a new motto: "Flashing full frontal or fight!"
posted by Mr. Skin under Lesbians, Lindsay Lohan, Birthdays
This weekend marks the start of summer up here in the Northern Hemisphere and to commemorate the occasion, I've come up with a list of some of my favor-tit skinematic classics whose titles contain the word "summer." So get a glass of lemonade, squirt some sunscreen in your hand, and check these movies out before you hit the beach!
Bikini Summer 2 (1992) Strangely (and wonderfully) the girls in Bikini Summer 2 are as often out of their bikinis as in them. We get no less than half a dozen topless babes here, and a non-nude appearance by the woman who brought down televangelist Jim Bakker.
Erika's Hot Summer (1970)
A masterpiece of skin-filled seventies summertime sleaze, Erika's Hot Summer features full frontal nudity from racktastic babes Erica Gavin and Merci Montello in this story of summer love gone violently wrong (but nakedly right).
Pinball Summer (1980)
Out of the teen sex comedy vault comes this arcade-themed boob-fest from 1980 (otherwise known as ninety-seventy-ten). You'll be playing pocket pinball when you get a gander at the gargantuan gazongas of Joy Boushel. Joy to the world!
One Deadly Summer (1984)
Skinternational babe Isabelle Adjani reveals rack, rug, and rump in this weird little drama. And best of all, she suckles another woman's teat in a scene of lesbian infantilism that will give you a sunburn in your pants!
Summer Lovers (1982)
For a menage-a-trois movie with no lesbianism, Summer Lovers provides an awful lot of spankworthy scenery. Daryl Hannah and Valerie Quennessen show off all three B's for the enjoyment of Peter Gallagher.
Summer School Teachers (1974)
Take it from me, outside of working in an Alabama roadside prison work crew, summer school is the least enjoyable way to pass a summer. But then, things probably would have been different if my summer school class had included busty b-movie babe Candice Rialson.
posted by Mr. Skin under Lesbians, Movies, Summer, Bikini Summer 2, Jessica Hahn, Pinball Summer, One Deadly Summer, Isabelle Adjani, Summer Lovers, Darryl Hannah, Valerie Quennessen, Summer School Teachers, Candice Rialson
Though painfully hot brunettes Gina Gershon and Elizabeth Hurley aren't twins, they are both sharing a birthday today (under the sign of Gemini) and both have earned a place in the coveted Mr. Skin Hall of Fame.
Gina burned her way into my heart with scorching sapphist-icated performances in a pair of movies nearly as sublime as her pair of boobies. The first is the role of bisexual Las Vegas dancing girl Cristal Connors in the masterful (and masturbateable) 1995 classic Showgirls. And the second is her portrayal of Corky, a Ms. Fix-it who's less interested in flushing pipes than cleaning carpets in the erotic thriller Bound (1996).
Liz hasn't gone lez, but she definitely got me playing with my piccolo way back in 1987 as Marietta in the operatic comedy-drama Aria. Then in 1995, Ms. Hurley had me in the unlikely position of wishing I were Soul Man C. Thomas Howell in Shameless, where she submitted to the E.T. star's sexual advances in a very topless fashion
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It's not every day we get two Mr. Skin hall-of-famers sharing a birthday, so get out there and start whacking those pinatas!
posted by Mr. Skin under Lesbians, Elizabeth Hurley, Gina Gershon, Showgirls, Bound, Aria, Shameless
Inspired by the classic Judas Priest song "Turbo Lover" and the fact that today marks the second anniversary of the founding of the Republic of Serbia, I thought I'd use today's blog to compile a list of the three Serbians who have made the greatest contributions to cinematic nudity. Forget ultra-nationalist dictator Slobodan Milosevic, Nobel Prize-nominated postmodern novelist Milorad Pavic, and Byzantine Emperor Constantine XI, these are the three people I think of when I hear the strains of "Boze pravde."
Milla Jovovich
A half-serb born in Ukraine, Milla Jovovich became a skin-stant star at the age of 16 in Return to the Blue Lagoon (1991) when she went topless to (in a sense) reprise the role made famous by 15 year old Brooke Shields in The Blue Lagoon (1980). Since coming of age, Milla's mams, muff and mudflaps have been on display in movies like Resident Evil (2002) No Good Deed (2002) and .45 (2006), where she makes out with the very nubile Aisha Tyler and gets her box munched in the shower by Sarah Strange. Nothing strange about that!
Rada Rassimov
An Italian babe of Serbian descent, Rada Rassimov's rack revelations in the X-rated skinternational sex comedy Grandeur Nature (1974) must have made both her home country and her adopted one proud. After all, between Serbia's Carpathian Mountains and Italy's Alps, both nationalities know how to appreciate a nice set of peaks.
Peter Bogdanovich
Serbian on one side and Austrian Jewish on the other, Peter Bogdanovich is a legendary figure in Hollywood, mainly because of the amazing ups and downs he has experienced. Bogdonavich was conceived as his parents were fleeing the Nazis, wrote many well-received pieces of film criticism before he began making movies, worked with Roger Corman, was a protegee of Orson Welles, was hailed as a genius for the Mr. Skin Hall of Fame classic The Last Picture Show (1971) then panned as a hack for At Long Last Love (1975), slept with Cybill Shepherd and doomed playmate Dorothy Stratten, then, eight years after her death, married Dorothy's 20 year old sister Louise when he was 49. If you can think of it, Peter's Bog-done-ovich'd it!
posted by Mr. Skin under Lesbians, Serbia, Judas Priest, Milla Jovovich, Return to Blue Lagoon, BLue Lagoon, Resident Evil, .45, No Good Deed, Rada Rassimov, Grandeur Nature, Peter Bogdanovich, Cybill Shepherd, Dorothy Stratten, The Last Picture Show
These days Angelina Jolie is in the news for so many reasons (her relationship with Brad Pitt, her pregnancy, her many adopted children, her involvement with the United Nations, and her charity work in the Third World), that it seems more important than ever to remember the real reason we should be thinking about Angelina- her fantastic on-screen nudity. Today, being her 33rd birthday, seems like a good day to look back at some of Angelina's most mam-orable performances.
Foxfire (1996)
Based on a novel by Joyce Carol Oates, Foxfire tells the story of five teenaged girls who join forces to punish a teacher who has been harassing them sexually. In the process, they form a certain closeness that inspires them to get topless and tattoo each other by candlelight. Angelina shows off her top-spires!
Gia (1998)
The crowning achievement of Angelina's career came in 1998 with the premiere of the HBO biopic Gia, based on the life of heroin-addicted bisexual supermodel Gia Carangi. Ms. Jolie bares her boobs and butt and gets into am undeniably boner-inducing lesbian clinch with incredibly hot blonde Elizabeth Mitchell, who would later go on to star in the hit TV show Lost. But the only thing you're liable to lose watching these two is about a half a pint of your DNA.
Original Sin (2001)
In 2001, Angelina starred opposite hunky Hispanic heartthrob Antonio Banderas in the drama Original Sin. As a mail order bride, she performs her wifely duties with admirable alacrity, promptly stripping down to nada and hopping in bed with her horny hombre, revealing her rack and rump in a scene that will make you add the sin of Onan to the Original Sin with which your were born.
Taking Lives (2004)
Serial killer flick Taking Lives finds Angelina playing an FBI profiler who shows off her own profile when she gives us a side view of her toplessness during a sex scene with some fool who looks like (and indeed who is) novelist Ethan Hawke. Taking lives will have you taking five for a little alone time in the bathroom.
posted by Mr. Skin under Lesbians, Angelina Jolie, Birthdays, Foxfire, Gia, Elizabeth Mitchell, Original Sin, Taking Lives
Today marks the 268th birthday of one of history's most notorious figures, the Divine Marquis, Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade. The Marquis de Sade's name is synonymous with perversion and sexual license, although Sade's writings more than his life reflect an obsession with debauchery, excess, and transgression. Since not everyone is likely to find time to read his many novels, plays, and essays, I've compiled a list of essential viewing for the Sadean skinephile.
Eugenie... the Story of Her Journey Into Perversion (1970)
Jess Franco's adaptation of Sade's Eugenie de Franval moves the action from the 18th to the 20th century and stars Swedish sweetheart Marie Liljedahl as the titular naif who gets corrupted spending a weekend with the older and worldlier Maria Rohm. Check out the redlit lesbo scene between the two women- it's a skinstant classic!
Justine de Sade (1972)
Based on the story of Sade's impossibly put-upon but pluckily Pollyanna-ish heroine Justine, the oddly titled Justine de Sade features the naked talent of Alice Arno, who puts her rack, rump on rug on display over and over again as she goes from one group of sadistic sex maniacs to the next, exemplifying Sade's subititle for Justine, "The Misfortunes of Virtue."
Justine and Juliette (1975)
While Justine is constantly being abused by everyone who she comes across without being corrupted herself, her separated-at-birth sister Juliette is corrupt and depraved from the start and is just as much a victimizer as Justine is a victim. This juxtaposition is the basis for the raunchy sex comedy Justine and Juliette starring, as the two sisters, Marie Forsa and Anne Bie Warburg, who share a fully nude outdoor lesbo love scene in the 1976 sex comedy Bel Ami. It may not be skin-cestuous, but its close enough!
Salo (1975)
When Sade died, he believed that the manuscript for his masterpiece 120 Days of Sodom, which he wrote on a long sheet of parchment and concealed in a crack in the wall of his prison cell, had been lost forever. But he was wrong and the unfinished manuscript was eventually found and published in 1904 and went on to be the skin-spiration for Salo, the final film of famed Italian director Pier Paolo Pasolini, completed before a teenaged hustler murdered him by running him over with Pasolini's own car. Sade's novel tells the story of a group of debauched nobles who hide themselves away in a country estate to indulge their increasingly violent lusts with a stable of male and female prostitutes. Pasolini sets the story during World War II and replaces Sade's nobles with fascists, but leaves in all the violence and depraved sex (including coprophagia). Not for the faint of heart, Salo is gross-out cinema whose gore gives Herschell Gordon Lewis a run for his money and whose skin will make you run for the Kleenex!
posted by Mr. Skin under Lesbians, Marquis de Sade, Justine de Sade, Jess Franco, Eugenie... the Story of Her Journey Into Perversion, Justine and Juliette, Salo
Today is the 31st birthday of one of my favorite British racktresses, London native Rachel Stirling. So it seems like a good time to muse on her greatest work to date, the lesbian-laden three-part BBC miniseries Tipping the Velvet. In this Sapphic serial, the title of which is old British slang for rug-munching, Rachel plays a working class oyster picker who becomes a high-class clam digger when she discovers the hidden world of Victorian vag-itarians. Over the course of her sexual awakening, Rachel grinds groins with other girls, gets her carpet cleaned, and even walks among a crowd of women wearing nothing but gold body paint and a huge strap-on dildo. Rachel's hotness comes with a pedigree; her mother is Diana Rigg (Emma Peel from The Avengers), who was second only to The Beatles as Britain's hottest export in the swinging sixties.
posted by Mr. Skin under Lesbians, Rachel Stirling, Birthdays, Tipping the Velvet
Formerly called Finding t.A.T.u. and now called You and I, Mischa Barton's new lesbo-themed film doesn't seem to be getting the actress as excited as she should probably be. Apparently the OC babe has gone AWOL during a UK press junket. Hopefully, the movie has inspired her to go seek out some real lesbo liaisons with London's ladies.
posted by Mr. Skin under Lesbians, Mischa Barton, You and I
Illinois native Denise Richards, best known to readers of Mr. Skin as the incredibly hot blonde who got topless and made out with Neve Campbell in the Hall-of-Fame skinstant classic Wild Things (1998), did me yet another solid by mentioning this site on the first episode of her new reality series on the E!, Denise Richards: It's Complicated. In the scene, Trish, one of Denise's close girlfriends, looks her up on MrSkin.com and then proclaims that this is going to take their friendship to a whole new level. I have to say, I like where this is going, no matter how complicated it gets.
posted by Mr. Skin under Lesbians, Neve Campbell, Denise Richards, Reality Television, E!, Wild Things
I have long been a fan of the Muscovite pseudo-lesbo duo t.A.T.u. (AKA Lena Katina and Yulia Volkova). I've followed the girls' career from their first English language single, the Sapphic synth-pop hit "All the Things She Said," to their 2004 reality series Podnebesnaya, which aired (unfortunately) only on Russian TV. For my money, they're the best Lesbyterian dance music group since Fem2Fem, the early 90s techno combo that featured aptly monikered scream queen Lezlie Deane. While t.A.T.u's crop-topped brunette Yulia Volkova has gone topless a couple of times before, the new t.A.T.u. video, "Beliy Plaschik", is the first time we get a good look at the milky mams of the historically skin-gy (and currently pregnant) firecrotch Lena Katina. That'll put a gremlin up your kremlin!
posted by Mr. Skin under Lesbians, t.A.T.u., Lezlie Deane, Fem2Fem
02 Jul 2008