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What's Hot in the World of Nudity News This Week

This week Mr. Skin is talking about Renée Zellweger's debut nude scene, supermodel Elsa Benitez showing off her WHOLE body (including her hole!), the Skinstant Classic lesbian sports flick Personal Best, Heather Graham's body of work, and we ask, "What's your all-time favorite movie scene?"

This Week's Hot Posts:

• Breaking Nudes: Renée Zellweger's Debut Nudity
• Babe of the Day: Daily Free Nude Video: See Heather Graham Naked
• Skinstant Classic: Personal Best Combines the Best of Lesbians and Sports
• Skin on the Street: What's Your All-Time Favorite Movie Scene?
• Swimsuit Model Minus the Swimsuit! It's Elsa Benitez Nude! Vagina and Everything!
  

Dancing with the Stars Cast Shows Their Breast Side

This week the official contestant line-up of Dancing with the Stars was announced for the show's upcoming seventh season, which premieres on September 22nd. In the past the reality series has brought us butt flashes from High School Musical star Monique Coleman and pro hoofer Karina Smirnoff. This season Mr. Skin hopes for even more skin to make its way onto the small screen via the super sexy cast (and, no, we don't mean Lance Bass). After the cut, see the female cast members at their breast and barest. more…

Count Rackula's Sex and Blood DVD Roundup

Greetings from Castle Rackula, hidden deep in the mountainous peaks of Mam-sylvania. I am Count Rackula, your ghoulish guide to the bewitching world of nudity in horror movies.

For many years now, I have slept through the day, unable to bear the blinding, burning rays of the sun, and stayed up all night counting the boobs in horror movies and occasionally turning women into sex slaves with my vampire magic.

While I am unable to share with mortals the secret mind control techniques of my race, I am more than happy to share with you my vast store of knowledge about monster movies, fright flicks, and splatter cinema.

Some would call this a poor substitute, but those people probably haven’t seen Catherine Deneuve lez out with a topless Susan Sarandon in The Hunger.

So put away the holy water and get out the hand lotion, because I have many wonderful and terrible things to show you.

Read more and check out my DVD picks on the other side of the cut. more…

As Ralph Macchio’s love interest Ali in The Karate Kid, all-American blonde Elisabeth Shue brought down a mighty hiii-yaaaa! on viewers' crotches. We all wanted to be under her care in Adventures in Babysitting, and she was even more intoxicating in Cocktail, but it would still be a while until Elisabeth’s tail poured out, as she used a body double for Link and didn’t do her own nude “stunts” until Radio Inside. She finally offered a peek at the peaks for Blind Justice, and audiences were nearly blinded by her hotness. As a helpful hooker in Leaving Las Vegas, Shue hit the jackpot, nabbing an Oscar and giving us the best look at her Golden Globes! She’s popped out her award winners ever since in flicks such as Cousin Bette and Molly , so get ready to say “good golly” as you watch the video montage of Elisabeth Shue’s hottest film moments after the cut. One might call it Adventures in Boobytitting. more…

Might As Well Face It; Fox Mulder's Addicted to Love

On the hit Showtime series Californication, former X-Filer David Duchovny is seen with a gorgeous naked dame attached to his groin nearly every episode. As it turns out, life imitates fiction, because Duchovny has announced that he's checked himself into a rehab facility to treat sex addiction.

After the jump, more on Duchovny dipping his dong into dozens of dames. Plus, find out what his wife, the criminally hot Tea Leoni, thinks about his erection affliction. more…

The Eurosleaze drama Quella eta maliziosa tells the story of two spicy Italian meatballs (Gloria Guida and Anita Sanders) looking for an Italian sausage (Nino Castelnuovo) to ensnare in a complicated murder plot.

In a scene that makes the staff at Skin Central laugh like crazy every time they see it, Gloria starts off looking remarkably like Jan Brady as she dances around to some Herb Alpert-esque stock music.

But as she gets undressed and shows off all three B’s. the laughter quickly dies out at the sight of her bush. There’s nothing funny about that!

Watch the clip after the cut. more…

Tera Patrick Runs for Booble Girl of the Year, Pledges Prize Money to Fight Breast Cancer

In the what figures to be 2008’s single -- actually, make that double -- most important election, super-stacked porn stunner Tera Patrick is competing against other hardcore hotties to win your vote to be named Booble Girl of the Year.

Whatever charms Tera’s rivals may pack, she’s two-upped all comers by pledging to donate her $5,000 prize money to the women’s health charity B.A.B.E. – Breast Cancer Awareness Benefits Everyone.

See the naked gland prizes Tera herself is touting after the jump. more…

Double-Barreled Page 3 Bombshell Keeley Hazell Gilds Herself Olympic Gold; Super-Nippled Supermodel Kate Moss Becomes a Golden Idol -- Literally!

Two of the UK’s all-time most luminous sex goddesses -- from opposite ends of the bust-size spectrum -- have turned into Golden Girls.

First, mega-mammaried nude model Keeley Hazell was painted gold in a two-gunned salute to the Olympics. Mr. Skin would like to place a lot more than mere medals on Keeley's champion chest!

Next month, the British Museum will unveil a golden statue of Kate Moss that it claims is the world’s largest “since ancient Egypt.”

Titled “Siren,” the massive Kate Moss figure will also sport the most mountainous nipples ever affixed to any inanimate object .

After the jump, get a look at the most valuable body parts of these UK T&A treasures. more…

The rock-n-roll madman known and feared worldwide as GG Allin was born Jesus Christ Allin -- for real -- to Vermont hillbillies on this date in 1956.

As chronicled in the documentary Hated, this one-of-a-kind talent literally tore audiences apart. While publicly performing his incendiary odes to evil, GG Allin would punch people out, empty his kidneys and bowels on stage, lacerate his skin, vomit, consume the body wastes of others, and assault all comers with any blunt object within his grasp.

Alas, the light that burns brightest also flames out fastest, and on June 29, 1993, GG Allin died of an accidental heroin overdose in New York City.

So why would Mr. Skin pay tribute to so craven a man-beast? Because to a generation of over-the-edge and out-of-their-clothes female actresses, rockers, models, performers, and artists, GG Allin serves as a Satanically powerful skinspiration.

Consider the Suicide Girls, Melinda Clarke self-mutilating in Return of the Living Dead III, daredevil scream queen Emily Haack, marble-nippled freak show Meg McCarville … and even Alanis Morissette, who happily pees into keg cups on camera!

Get a full blast of how outrageous the Daughters of GG can get after the jump. more…

Watch the Mr. Skin Minute to Get the Skinny on What's New and Nude in Theaters and on DVD Every Week.

For Friday, August 22, 2008, Mr. Skin supplies the naked truth on Anna Faris's bare fanny in The House Bunny, the vintage nude Brit birds of the softcore classic Games Girls Play, and naked-butted Sophie Monk leading a hottie parade in Season Four of Entourage.

Press play and get the scoops! more…

The free pic after the cut of Rebecca De Mornay nude in Risky Business illustrates everything that was great about the ’80s: the preppy fashions were universally flattering, the floral-heavy home décor really made rooms pop, pre-Scientology Tom Cruise was just a normal kid who turned his home into a brothel while his parents were away, and Rebecca De Mornay sported the trimmed but still fluffy pubic fashion of the day. That’s Risky Bush-ness! more…

Mendes Undaunted by Naked Commercial Being Banned

Although Eva Mendes's recent commerical for Calvin Klein's Secret Obsession fragrance proved to be too hot for TV and YouTube, millions of viewers flocked to their computers to download the sweet-smelling clip of Eva rolling around in the buff.

And we weren't the only ones pleased by the sight. Mendes herself claims that she's proud of the sexy spot.

After the cut, catch what naughty perv-fume peddler Eva has to say for herself! more…

Candyman, Candyman, Candyman! The fright fest Candyman (1992) was scary, but the dandy mams of star Virginia Madsen were oh so sweet. The superhumanly juicy and jiggly right jug of Ginny made its screen debut in Class (1983), but she was no one tit wonder! No indeed, she graciously shared her luminous, almost otherworldly beauty with the world via stripped-bare scenes in Creator (1985), Slam Dance (1987), and Gotham (1998). And Virginia was in a state of near-constant, T&A-out nudity in the legendary flesh fest skin classic The Hot Spot (1990). Gin staged an impressive comeback with her Oscar-nominated turn in the wine drama Sideways (2004), so prepare to uncork yourself to the hottest spots of Virginia Madsen nude in our video salute after the cut. You’ll be gladsen you did. more…

Nude Italian Superstar Asia Argento Gets Hitched

Mr. Skin Hall of Famer and daughter of horror maestro Dario Argento Asia Argento married director Michele Civetta in Italy yesterday. The pair is also anticipating the arrival of their first child together. While Mr. Skin offers his heartfelt congratulations to the happy couple, this does raise concern for Asia's future, as Michele has thus far only directed one film—and it was totally skinless! Please, Michele, take a look at Mr. Skin's video tribute to Asia after the cut. Maybe it will inspire you to direct your lovely wife in a nudity-packed cinema masterpiece. more…

Get a Longoria from Rare Shots of Young Eva in Her Undies

Many huge Hollywood stars come from humble beginnings, and toiled away doing menial jobs before they were famous. Brad Pitt, for an example, wore a chicken costume to hand out samples for El Pollo Loco.

But thanks to some lap-spanking new, super rare photos (via Fleshbot), we've learned that Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria's pre-acting job was far less embarrassing--she was an underwear model.

After the jump, choke your chicken to some sultry shots of lacy-beava Eva. more…

In the skin-filled 1995 drama Full Body Massage, Mimi Rogers shows the audience what Tom Cruise was working with in the late 1980s.

An hour and five minutes in, she gives us a great look at her spectacular well-oiled rack as Australia’s answer to Michael Caine, Bryan Brown (who starred with her ex in Cocktail), gives her the tit-ular rubdown.

Fittingly, Mimi’s character’s younger self is played by Gabriella Hall, who would go on to star in dozens of softcore flicks.

Click below to watch the full video clip. more…

Hardcore Adult Entertainment and the American Penal System: Where the Terms "Pokey" and "In the Can" Doth Meat

A while back, we reported that Vivid Video’s legendary lady-licker Janine Lindemulder pleaded guilty to charges of tax evasion.

Now it looks like she might be going from X-rated women-in-prison flicks to the unrated real deal.

The clever folks at Complex have paid tribute to Janine with a list of Porn’s Greatest Jailbirds, and they made sure to include interracial-queen-turned-KKK-krackpot Bianca Trump.

Now get your shiv ready for a naked blast of Janine Lindemulder after the jump. more…

As summer drew to a close, temperatures soared past the boiling point on the big screen as Body Heat opened in theaters on this date in 1981.

The Florida-set modern film noir cast William Hurt as a lawyer-by-day/ladies'-man-by-night who falls hard for femme fatale Kathleen Turner, who gives a scorching performance that made her a skinstant sex symbol.

Kathleen is so incendiary in Body Heat that Hurt famously smashes a glass door to get at her bare body, and then oafishly falls into a plot to murder Turner’s husband.

One look at Kathleen in the raw and audiences around the world understood.

With Body Heat, not only was a star born in the form of Kathleen Turner, but her mouth-wateringly meaty nipples set a new standard in suckability unseen since the heyday of Jane Birkin, and it would not be challenged for a decade -- when Kate Moss and Milla Jovovich first took off their shirts.

And that’s some hot stuff! Now check out Kathleen Turner nude after the jump.... more…

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