Mr. Skin Mr. Skin

Today marks the birthday of three of my favorite actresses: Busty blonde Pamela Anderson, willowy brunette Liv Tyler, and sultry seventies superstar Karen Black. In honor of these lovely ladies, I'd like to take a little stroll down mammary lane and reminisce about my favorite performance from each of these very different skin starlets.

Pamela Anderson
Snapdragon (1993)

After a year of playing chesty lifeguard C.J. Parker on the hit show Baywatch, Pam and her mams hit the big screen with her debut movie Snapdragon. Pam plays a woman with amnesia whose dreams of killing men make her and her shrink suspect that her nightmares may be memories of actual murders she has committed while taken over by a different personality. Pam gives us a good look at her rack and rump as she bangs dude after dude, and that will definitely make you slap your dragon.

Liv Tyler
Stealing Beauty (1996)

Despite being cast alongside alarmingly hot Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famers Stefania Sandrelli and Rachel Weisz, Liv steals the show in Bernardo Bertolucci's Stealing Beauty, showing off her 19-year-old boobs and bush. If she had been born 25 years earlier, maybe Bertolucci would have cast her in Last Tango in Paris (1972) and we could have seen Marlon Brando slip his hot buttered sausage up her back door. And a no-holes barred hardcore method actor like Brando would have done it for real! There will never be another.

Karen Black
Killing Heat (1981)

In the skinful seventies, no one heated up the screen like Karen, making her an obvious choice for the lead in Killing Heat, a sort of worst case scenario Green Acres where a wife's resentment at having been moved by her husband from the city to rural life results in her sleeping with a local bumpkin. In one unforgettable scene, Karen decides to cool herself off by pouring cold water down her fully naked body, exposing boobs and bush in the process. Unfortunately, it backfires, because she still looks pretty damn hot.