I have long been a fan of the Muscovite pseudo-lesbo duo t.A.T.u. (AKA Lena Katina and Yulia Volkova). I've followed the girls' career from their first English language single, the Sapphic synth-pop hit "All the Things She Said," to their 2004 reality series Podnebesnaya, which aired (unfortunately) only on Russian TV. For my money, they're the best Lesbyterian dance music group since Fem2Fem, the early 90s techno combo that featured aptly monikered scream queen Lezlie Deane. While t.A.T.u's crop-topped brunette Yulia Volkova has gone topless a couple of times before, the new t.A.T.u. video, "Beliy Plaschik", is the first time we get a good look at the milky mams of the historically skin-gy (and currently pregnant) firecrotch Lena Katina. That'll put a gremlin up your kremlin!
posted by Mr. Skin under Lesbians, t.A.T.u., Lezlie Deane, Fem2Fem
Just as discretion is the greater part of valor, nudity is the greater part of fine art. Just ask renowned British painter Lucian Freud, grandson of Sigmund Freud and the father of an estimated forty illegitimate children. Freud's 1995 painting "Benefits Supervisor Sleeping" sold Tuesday at Christie's for $34 million, the most money ever paid for a piece by a living artist. The painting showcases the massive mammaries of Londoner Sue Tilley (who was paid $40 for the modeling session) as she reclines on a couch undraped. Oddly enough, Freud's painting of a nude and pregnant (not by Freud) Kate Moss only fetched about $7 million. That's nudes to me!
posted by Mr. Skin under Lucian Freud, Kate Moss
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Today marks the eighth anniversary of the last episode of the epochal TV series Baywatch. The enormously popular melodrama featuring a bevy of buxom, braless lifeguard babes has been translated into 44 languages, shown in 148 countries, and, at the height of its popularity, watched by 1,100,000,000 people worldwide (about three times the population of the US).
Aside from being the de facto ambassador of American culture to the world, Baywatch, despite not having nudity, has also supplied some of the hottest women ever to get naked on screen. It would take more than one blog to name them all, but here are a few of my favor-tits.
Krista Allen
She played Jenna Avid on the show from 1999-2001, but one of her other TV characters turned out to be much more skin-friendly: In 1994, Krista became the latest in a long line of hot babes to portray the softcore heroine Emmanuelle in a cable series called Emmanuelle in Space. Krista not only showed funbags, fanny and furburger in every episode, she even had a scorching hot Sapphic romp with Tiendra Demian in an episode called A Lesson In Love.
Pamela Anderson
Playing the iconic C.J. Parker from 1992-1997, Pamela is almost as synonymous with Baywatch as David Hasselhoff himself. She has since made a name for herself in the fields of plastic surgery, animal activism, and celebrity sex tapes. Anderson's near-perfect rack and rump are visible in numerous Playboy videos and movies like Snapdragon (1993), Raw Justice (1994), Naked Souls (1995), and Barb Wire (1995). Buff said.
Nicole Eggert
Former star of the Scott Baio sitcom Charles in Charge, Nicole Eggert played sexy lifeguard Summer Quinn from 1992-1994. Among other places, you can see Nicole's knockers in the supernatural thriller The Haunting of Morella (1990), which came out smack dab in the middle of her Baywatch tour of duty. This particular movie is also noteworthy for the lesbian scene it contains between the late great Lana Clarkson and Maria Ford.
Carmen Electra
Playing Lani McKensie in the 1997-1998 season, Carmen Electra showed skin as a dancer on the late night cable series Erotic Confessions the same year she started Baywatch. For a self-styled sex kitten, Carmen has been remarkably skin-gy, but you can see her globes in The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human (1999). It's Electra-ic!
Erika Elaniak
The original Baywatch babe Erika Elaniak played Shauni McClain from 1989 to 1992, when Pam Anderson came on board. Like Carmen Electra, Erika also showed skin elsewhere the same year she was cast in the show. In Erika's case, it was a spread in Playboy magazine. For a look at Elaniak's phony rack, check out the Dennis Hopper-directed comedy Chasers (1994), where Erika displays her 34C's and her grade-A rump roast as she's handcuffed to a bed. She's a maniac!
posted by Mr. Skin under Baywatch, Pamela Anderson, Nicole Eggert, Erika Elaniak, Carmen Elektra
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I've built a whole website around the idea that men love to look at women's bodies. Apparently, a 38-year old Italian man got the same idea, only instead of using a computer, he was using a camera concealed in a bag. And instead of looking at Hollywood actresses, he was looking at the panty-clad asses of short-skirted female tourists walking through St. Mark's Square in Venice. When police finally busted the upskirt ass-man, he had collected over 3000 can-did digital photos of Grade-A rump roast Italiano. When this Venetian voyeur gets out of jail, I would like to recommend that he check out his countryman Tinto Brass's ass masterpiece All Ladies Do It (1992), about a similar seat-meat aficionado. I would also urge the unnamed perpetrator and anyone else with a taste for tail to check out my list of Top 10 Brown-Eye Shots for even more non-felonious ass appreciation. Bottoms up!
posted by Mr. Skin under Brown-Eye Shots, Tinto Brass, All Ladies Do It
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Way back on April 25th, I expressed the hope that Megan Fox's being named the sexiest woman in the world by FHM would give her the confidence needed to expose her rack to the world that finds her so sexy. Well, I've just obtained these shots taken on the set of Megan's new movie, promisingly entitled Jennifer's Body. Sure enough, they show the babe first wearing a nearly-indistinguishable-from-her-skin bikini top, then stripped down to a pair of pasties the same color as her glorious gazongas covering her nipples. Of course, topless by my standards means without anything covering the nipples, but this is a good start.
posted by Mr. Skin under Megan Fox, Jennifer's Body
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Roman Polanski's life has, appropriately, been like something out of a movie. When he was a child, Roman's parents were sent to Nazi concentration camps and he was forced into the Krakow Ghetto. But Roman escaped and was hidden from the Nazis by a Catholic farmer who let him sleep in his barn. After the war, Roman went to film school and quickly made a name for himself as an arthouse director in Poland. In the 1960's, he went to England and made three of his most famous films, Repulsion (1965), Cul-de-Sac (1966), and The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967), where he met his future wife Sharon Tate. Then Roman moved to America and made the critically acclaimed horror movie Rosemary's Baby (1968). One year later, tragedy struck in the midst of success when Sharon Tate was murdered by the Manson family while eight months pregnant with his child. Roman continued making movies and directed his masterpiece, Chinatown, in 1976. But in 1979, Roman ran into scandal in the US when he pled guilty to unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor following an alleged champagne-and-quaalude-fueled sodomy session with 13-year old Samantha Gailey. To escape prison, the director returned to Paris, the city of his birth, and has never set foot on US soil again, not even when we won an Oscar for The Pianist (2002). But now, Samantha Gailey, his statutory rape victim, wants the whole thing over, saying of Polanski's flight from the States, "He did the right thing under the circumstances. He wasn't getting a fair shake." Roman's life has been ups and downs, but he's consistently provided us with incredible nudity in movies like Bitter Moon (1994), which features a fully nude Emmanuelle Seigner in bed with her les-be-friend Kristin Scott Thomas! When it comes to nudity, you can't keep a good Pole down!
posted by Mr. Skin under Roman Polanski, Sharon Tate, Emmanuelle Seigner, Kristin Scott Thomas, Bitter Moon
16 May 2008