Bite Me! (2004)

B-movie maven Brett Piper's Bite Me! (2004) is a warning to casual consumers of super-mutant marijuana: Getting high may be a hoot, but be wary of its effects on spiders who crash your stash—they just might transform into fist-sized, blood-famished demon bugs. Adding to the monstrously enjoyable atmosphere of Bite Me! is that the bulk of its action centers on a strip club. With a cast headed by softcore super-starlets Misty Mundae and Julian Wells, Bite Me! is non-stop bare-boobed, plasma-spattered, monster-mashing fun.