We've got some real eye-openers this week on DVD and Blu-ray that are guaranteed to make you slap yourself silly: First, Ali Cobrin and her all-natural 34Ds round out the cast of American Reunion (2012); then, Anna Paquin's nude debut in the cult classic Margaret (2007) finally sees the light of Blu-ray. Also nude on Blu-ray this week, Erin Cummings, Minae Noji and America Olivo lead a cast of violent vixens that would make Russ Meyer proud in Bitch Slap (2009), and while we're on a grindhouse tip, be sure to check out titillating twins Mary and Madeline Collinson as they bare their Twins of Evil (1971).
Also nude on Blu-ray this week, The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It (2010) shows more skin than the films it parodies, and on DVD True Story of a Woman in Jail: Continues (1975) is as Sapphic and graphic as the title implies:
Pie-humper Jason Biggs is back- and so are all of his friends- for an American Reunion (2012). It’s been 10 years since the sex-obsessed teens were last together, and now everyone is heading back to Michigan for their high school reunion. Jim (Biggs) and Michelle (Alyson Hannigan) are married and have a toddler, Kevin (Thomas Ian Nicholas) is working as an architect, Oz (Chris Klein) is a sportscaster, and Stifler (Seann William Scott) is still into banging teenagers. Everyone is going to get some action before it’s over, including that SKINfamous flute....Band camp babe Alyson Hannigan gets sexy in her skivvies and raunchy on the floor of her old school, 30 Rock hottie Katrina Bowden will get you rock hard in a teeny bikini, and nudecomer Ali Cobrin flashes her nubile knockers as a new-generation high school hottie. Reunited never felt so good!
A teen is torn apart (and not in a sexy way) by guilt in Margaret (2011). Privileged teen Lisa Cohen (Anna Paquin) lives in a New York high rise and attends a posh private school, but her life is nothing to envy. Lisa is burdened with extreme guilt after a woman died in her arms- a woman who was hit by a bus that Lisa was flagging down. You could call that coincidence, but Lisa blames herself for the woman's death and sets out to correct the karmic imbalance.That doesn't sound like a sexy time at the movies, but thankfully Anna explores her burgeoning sexuality by baring boobs at the 52-minute mark. J. Smith-Cameron also does her part to perk things up by displaying her MILF mams 39 minutes in. Now that's how you look on the bright side.
Take the energy of classic exploitation flicks and a bevy of busty lustbombs straight out of the Russ Meyer universe, add in copious Sapphic action and you’ve got modern B-moviemaking that scales scorchingly sexy peaks in Bitch Slap (2009). Hel (Erin Cummings), Kinky (Minae Noji), and Camaro (America Olivo) are three hell-kittens hotter than the desert landscape they crash in search of a stash of diamonds. In the course of their slam-bang adventures, our hefty-chested heroines come across (in one way or another) Gage (Michael Hurst), Mr. Phoenix (Kevin Sorbo), and the Amazonian Mother Superior (Lucy Lawlessand yes, that does mean Hercules and Xena together again!). Kalin Keech and Saranne Lund get out of their clothes, while all the girls into one another’s bodies repeatedly, turning Bitch Slap into a spank-fest that you definitely won’t be bitching about.
They may be twins of evil, but Mary and Madeleine Collinson make up a foursome of fun in the classic horror film Twins of Evil (1971) from Hammer Studios. The gorgeous sisters--fresh off their appearance as Playboy’s twin Miss Octobers 1970--star as the gorgeous nieces of Peter Cushing. He stays busy burning Satanists, vampires and a few innocent folks in his small village but doesn’t notice when one of the 
Collinsons begins to get lured toward vampiric delights. He eventually figures out that he’s got a bloodsucker in his family, but it’s hard figuring out which twin is the agent of Satan. Viewers, however, won’t be nearly as selective in choosing which of the Collinson twins gets to raise a stake in their pants. And the lovely Maggie Wright shows up as a reliable tiebreaker. We don't want to give away the plot, but Madeleine gives away more when she shows off some wicked boobies and a hint of infernal full-frontal glory.
Bryan Callen and Noureen DeWulf star in raunchy comedy spoof The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It (2010). As the inordinately long title suggests, it’s a parody of the blockbuster comedy subgenre originated by Judd Apatow and company. Scattered among the sight gags, we get good looks at the bare boobs of Diana Terranova, Jessie Lee, and porn veteran Puma Swede. You’ll laugh your jack off. No fast-forwarding required- thirty seconds in we get to check out Jessie’s junior-sized jugs as she gets naked with her hirsute boyfriend.
If you loved the babes-behind-bars classic True Story of a Woman in Jail: Sex Hell, then get ready for its 
shocking sequel, the descriptively titled True Story of Woman in Jail: Continues (1975). Mayumi (Hitomi Kozue) has been released from solitary confinement only to discover that a group of violent carpet-munchers are running the prison with iron fist(ing)s. But her time in the big house has hardened Mayumi, and she is determined to straighten out anyone who rubs her the wrong way. Especially those soap-droppers in the prison shower.Hitomi reprises her role (and nude scenes) from the first film, with a variety of titillating, TA-baring fight scenes interspersed with moments of tender lesbo love. Now that’s what we call HARD time!
CU Next Tuesday, Skin fans, for all the newest and nudest releases on DVD and Blu-ray right here at MrSkin.com!
