Bikini Summer (1991)

Summer is the season for mammers, and Bikini Summer (1991) gets into the swing early—the opening montage is swimming in spectacular swingers. With that thesis statement firmly laid down, the movie goes on to throw a plot in there somewhere between all the tip-top tizzletobblers and eye-popping knockers. It goes something like this: A group of friends gets a gig redecorating a beach house while the oldster owners are away for the summer. Naturally they're more interested in partying than work, and a rompingly raunchy time is had by all. David Millbern, the biggest goofball of the beach-bash bunch, masquerades as a fashion photog and puts together a big bikini contest that tops off a fabbo film full of jamambo jumblies and cuties with their tops (and sometimes bottoms!) off.