Bikini Spring Break: Celebrity Nudity on DVD 6.26.12 [PICS]

We're partying like it's 1999- or whatever year you graduated high school- this week on DVD and Blu-ray. Kicking things off is the re-make of the undercover comedy 21 Jump Street (2012), starring Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill, and the left breast of brunette Melissa Cordero. Then, you'll want to be front and center as a busload of band geeks learns to loosen up (their bikini tops, that is) in the throwback comedy Bikini Spring Break (2012). Perhaps they could take lessons from nudity legend Laura Gemser and her SKINfamous snake dance in 1976's Black Cobra? It's nude on DVD, so no excuses, ladies!

Also nude on Blu-ray, get laid as the British gangster drama Best Laid Plans (2012) hits DVD and Blu-ray with the massive melons of Emma Stansfield:

The TV series that turned Johnny Depp into a star gets a comedic big screen spinoff with the same name in 21 Jump Street (2012). Schmidt (Jonah Hill) and Jenko (Channing Tatum) were opposites in high school, and neither has changed that much when they meet again in police academy. Jenko manages to pass the physical challenges but fails the intellectual exams, while Schmidt does the exact opposite. But when their incompetence on the job gets them exiled to an undercover investigation of drugs at the local high school, fitting in turns out to be a lot tougher than they expected.The only skin shown is a during a gleesome threesome involving Courtney Jarrell and Melissa Cordero at the 41-minute mark; at first it appears as if both girls keep the good parts covered, but upon closer SKINspection Melissa's left mam comes bouncing into boob...uh, view. View.

A busload of band nerds learns to live a little on a Bikini Spring Break (2012). The only things improbably hot marching-band babes Rachel Alig, Virginia Petrucci, Jamie Noel, Samantha Stewart, and Erin O'Brienusually blow are their instruments. But when their bus breaks down in Ft. Lauderdale en route to Nationals, the girls ditch those itchy wool uniforms and get wet n' wild. But with a title like Bikini Spring Break, you're not watching it for the plot, and the movie keeps up its end of the bargain as all five leads bare boobs during the opening credits. But don't zip up just yet, because there's jell-o wrestling, pole dancing, wet t-shirt contests, and all manner of drunken debauchery ahead in this fantastically nude thowback to the party-hearty '80s. And did we mention that Robert Carradine, aka Lewis from Revenge of the Nerds (1984), plays their music teacher?

Better known as the slinky sexy Black Emanuelle, Laura Gemser here plays the perfect lover for a bachelor playboy who owns dozens of snakes that he treats like his children. That's because in Black Cobra (1976) Laura plays a stripper whose act includes a lucky snake slithering over her naked body. To add some variety, Michele Starck and Ziggy Zanger, both in their sole nudity onscreen, get naked. Fast forward to the 1-hour, 3-minute mark, where Gemser and Stark do some serious female bonding while soaping each other up in the shower. Every last inch is shown from both . . . this one's a can't miss!

The classic novel Of Mice and Men gets a British gangster makeover in Best Laid Plans (2012). Low-level criminal Danny (Stephen Graham) looks out for a giant but simple-minded dude, Joseph (Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje), who has no one else to care for him. When Danny falls into the debt of neighborhood Mafioso Curtis (David O'Hara), he formulates a plan to enter Joseph into illegal cage fights to make up the money. But Joseph’s softhearted nature and blossoming love for a local girl, Isabel (Maxine Peake), may throw a wrench in the works. Lusciously full-figured Emma Stansfield gives her tremendous tatas the bouncing of their life in this flick, as she gets banged like a cheap gong in bed. Those are the best laid mams!

CU Next Tuesday, Skin fans, as we bring you all the latest nudes on DVD and Blu-ray right here at MrSkin.com!