Bikini Bloodbath Christmas (2009)

The Bikini Bloodbath trilogy comes to a suitably disgusting close with the holiday hijinx of Bikini Bloodbath Christmas (2009). Troma Studios (who else?) brings us this fragrant blend of puke, poop, blood, and boobs. Rachael Robbins stars as Jenny, a recent college grad who’s currently slinging salvia at Mrs. Johnson (scream queen legend Debbie Rochon)‘s “Bikini Bong Shop”. One night, Jenny and her pals go to the local cemetery and accidentally resurrect Chef Death, the fiend who fileted the bikini babes of the first two skinstallments. When Chef Death crashes Mrs. Johnson’s Christmas party, the TIT-ular bloodbath begins. The girls start things off with a bang (or rather a boob) when Niki Rubin bares her pair sitting up topless in bed 2 minutes, 23 seconds in, followed by Sarah Bauber’s lil’ cupcakes and Monique DuPree’s jamambo milk jugs within the first 5 minutes. Obviously there are plenty of bodacious babes in bikinis throughout, with bods graciously provided by Rachel Robbins, Margaret Rose Champagne, and Dana Fay Ensalata. And for your Christmas bonus, Sarah shows her snookers a second time 45 minutes, 23 seconds in. That’ll tingle your jingle balls!