Bettie Page Nude

Past and Present Pin-Ups Meet Up!

China white skin, black hair topped off with a cap of shiny bangs, a boom-boom bod that makes one weak in the knees. We could be describing dearly departed pinup legend Bettie Page . . . or present-day burlesque queen Dita Von Teese.

Surprisingly, the two were able to meet sometime before Page passed away last week.

According to IMDb:

Von Teese remembers her encounter with the star fondly.

Of their meeting, Von Teese recalls, "She looked me up and down and said, 'You're an attractive girl, but a poor Bettie Page mimic'.

"I said, 'I know' and she laughed."

Forget meeting of the minds, this was a meeting of the bump-and-grinds! And don't miss Dita Von Teese naked in German Playboy!

Iconic Pinup Model Dies at 85

Today, more than 50 years after her career as a pinup model ended, the name and image of Bettie Page are still as well known as ever they were to rockabilly rebels, light bondage enthusiasts, and the women who make up roughly 102% of the fan-base of “burlesque” entertainment.

Yesterday, Bettie made headlines again when she died after her family took her off the life support she had been on since her heart attack earlier this month.

In the 1950s, Bettie had a career as a pinup model, appearing in men’s magazines like Playboy and posing for the nudie pics of “camera club” photographers.

Read more after the spank.

A former competitive gymnast and dancer at the international level, fresh-faced Texas beauty Teagan Presley started doing porn at age 19 and quickly became a phenomenon, appearing in movies like Anal Prostitutes on Video 1 (2004) and Cum in My Ass Not in My Mouth 2 (2004). Teagan has also appeared on the hit HBO series Entourage, The Howard Stern Show, and in the blockbuster comedy Superbad (2007). In 2007 Teagan had new breast implants put in and auctioned off the old ones on eBay. Recently Teagan sat down with our own Maximilian Mueller to discuss dog bites, old movies, and her new policy of exclusive onscreen lesbianism.

Eva Herzigova bares tit-alia in GQ Italia. (MDolla)

Let's all fight about this list of the 50 Sexiest Music Videos. (Nerve)

Barbarella goes terminally psychedella at Hollywood Forever cemetery. (Defamer)

Big O, Daddy-o! Petra Nemcova goes all Bettie Page via rockabilly hairdo.(I'm Not Obsessed)

The BBC covers DDD-cups and beyond in the documentary Big Breasts and Me. (Boobie Blog)

Luscious Lindsay Lohan side-boob. (College Humor)

Kim Kardashian is titanically sexy in a teal dress. (DRW)

Drunk Celebs: A Retrospective. (CityRag)

Meet Aurora Jolie, Vaginal Virgin (Fleshbot).

Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson hot it up at the premiere of their lesbo movie (Derek Hail)

Gwen Stefani is awesomely nine months pregnant. (Dlisted)

Aside from being Earth Day, today also happens to be the birthday of some of the Earth's most notable skin-habitants. Some of them, like V.I. Lenin (father of the Soviet Union), J. Robert Oppenheimer (father of the atomic bomb) and Flora Disney (mother of Walt Disney) are important because of the newsworthy place they occupy in history. Other are significant for reasons that are far more nudes-worthy. Here are my six skinstant celebrity birthdays for today.

Marilyn Chambers went from being the smiling woman on the cover of the Ivory Soap box to getting a face full of soapy scum in the seminal seventies porno flick Behind the Green Door (1972). Five years later, Chambers appeared in Canadian sci-fi auteur David Cronenberg's vampire flick Rabid (1977), where she sucks down a different type of body fluid.

Baltimore's favorite son John Waters' early work, especially his undisputed masterpiece Pink Flamingos (1972), was enormously influential in the development of underground cinema, midnight movie culture, and generally bad taste in entertainment. Waters shocked the world in the 90s when he came out as a gay man and today he continues to make twisted movies. And I love him for it.

Chicago native Jack Nitzsche died in 2000, but not before filling out an incredibly impressive resume. He famously worked and had subsequent falling-outs with Phil Spector and Neil Young in the 60s and 70s, but I especially appreciate the soundtracks he produced for skinematic classics like Performance (1970), Hardcore (1979), Cruising (1980) Personal Best (1982), 9 ½ Weeks (1986) and The Hot Spot (1990). Jack, we need you back!

One of Hollywood's most enduring talents, Jack Nicholson's career is the stuff of legend. But if anyone needs a reminder why we all a debt of gratitude to the 71-year old Lakers fanatic who famously banged Lara Flynn Boyle from 1999 to 2001, here are a few: He made out with a naked Lia Beldam before she turned into a naked Billie Gibson in The Shining (1980); he plowed his face into Jessica Lange's muff in The Postman Always Rings Twice (1981); and he got into a hot tub with a bare Kathy Bates in About Schmidt (2002).

Recording and TV star Glen Campbell produced a string of hits, including "Gentle On My Mind," "Wichita Lineman," "By the Time I Get to Phoenix." But it was "Rhinestone Cowboy" that inspired Porky's director Bob Clark's 1984 flop Rhinestone starring Sylvester Stallone and country star/act-chest Dolly Parton.

50s fetish and pin-up model Bettie Page's recent resurgence in popularity has made her rack, rump and distinctive haircut nearly ubiquitous. She has even inspired a film about her life called The Notorious Bettie Page (2005). Still, despite all the imitators, there's only one fetish model that really makes the pages stick together.

Aaron Spelling is a man who built a TV production dynasty like no other. He is also the man, perhaps not coincidentally, who produced Dynasty. Spelling's many series credits include Beverly Hills, 90210, Models Inc., Melrose Place, and that "Jiggle TV" classic Charlie's Angels. We lost Spelling in 2006, but he will always have a place of honor in the hallowed halls of skinstory.

The half-Thai, all big hootered sex goddess, Tera Patrick (Picture: 1 - 2 - 3), is at the top of her porno game at the present with a skinpire that is as wide as the smiles on the faces of all who see her naked. Tera is one of porn's top (and nearly always topless) stars. She's won a plethora of awards, from AVN's Best New Starlet to Genesis magazine's Porn Star of the Year. VH1 named her one of the "Top Hottest Rock Star Girlfriends & Wives"-she is married to Biohazard singer/bassist/lucky bastard Evan "Spyder Jonez" Seinfeld-and she's been a runner-up for Penthouse Pet of the Year.