Beneath the Dark (2010)

Josh Stewart and Jamie-Lynn Sigler are a couple who stay at the wrong motel in Beneath the Dark (2010). Stopping for the night on their way to Los Angeles, Paul (Stewart) and Adrienne (Siglar) just want a good night’s sleep. But the Bible-thumping weirdo who runs the place and the Lynchian characters who stay there just won’t let them rest. What’s the connection between the nice young couple and the rest of this motley crew?

Jamie-Lynn Seigler is smokin’ hot getting it on with Josh Stewart, who somehow has a performance problem despite Jamie-Lynn’s sexy-innocent white tank top and panties. Come on, dude, the overbearing Mafia father was just a TV show! Real rackage comes in the delightful form of Angela Featherstone, playing a topless dancer who gives a hapless frat pledge the lap dance of his life. But what’s beneath Jamie-Lynn and Angela’s panties? That’s the real mystery that lies Beneath the Dark.