Beer Money (2001)

Local oafs Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Nick von Esmarch, and J.P. Manoux are perpetually low on Beer Money (2001), and the odds of them coming into cash any time soon are astronomical. Luckily for them, the stars align just right one night and drop a little green space bro into the woods while they're out camping. A real-life alien! That's got to be worth lots of dough! If they can just peddle him to a tabloid, they'll be in beer money for life. Their love of suds is so extreme that they shoot the poor thing—whom they nickname Greenie—before he can get back on his ship. When he regenerates, they kill him again . . . and again . . . and again! These guys don't need ET, they need AA! Will they keep their extraterrestrial cash cow or will Greenie get away?