There are so many ways to jump into the sack with sexy nude stars this week on DVD and Blu-Ray, like the gorgeous glutes, gazongas and glory holes of Lana Cooper and Miriam Mayet in the German real-sex shocker Bedways, Carla Gugino's amazing ass in the porn-industry comedy Electra Luxx, and Anne Heche's chest apples swaying like corn in a gentle Iowa breeze in Cedar Rapids.

Also nude on DVD and Blu-Ray, Glenda Jackson gets naked as The Romantic Englishwoman, and Scarlett Johansson is not nude but sexy (as usual) in The Island.

Obsessive filmmaker Nina (Miriam Mayet) explores new avenues of skinema in the German film Bedways (2010). Nina casts hot young actors Marie (Lana Cooper) and Hans (Matthias Faust) in her new film, telling them only that it will explore couples’ real sex lives. Fortunately, this involves lots and lots of rehearsal, and the cast and crew begin the hard work of pushing their sexual boundaries. Bedways treats the viewer to multiple scenes of real sex, from Miriam stroking her bearded clam to Lana enthusiastically riding Matthias’ German sausage.

A porn star quits the biz after discovering she’s pregnant in the adult-industry comedy Elektra Luxx (2010). A hunky private investigator, a dorky sex blogger, an emotionally unstable neighbor, and even the Virgin Mary herself come into play as Elektra Luxx (Carla Gugino) struggles to leave her past behind. Carla's ripe, round can comes clad in a number of sexy outfits, from American flag hot pants to a naughty nun's habit.We even get a glimpse at Carla's soaking-wet seat meat as she steps out of the tub. It's Elektra-fying!

Cedar Rapids (2011) stars Ed Helms as Tim Lippe, an insurance salesman that doesn’t get out much. Tim's small-town life gets a major shakeup (for him, anyway) when he's sent to an insurance conference in the “big city”: Cedar Rapids, Iowa. In Cedar Rapids, sexcitement is around every corner in the form of fellow insurance agent Joan Ostrowski-Fox (Anne Heche). 44 minutes in, Anne shows her amber waves of chest grain when she loses her bikini top in a pool. Iowa may be the heartland, but Anne’s anatomy will take you to the hardland!

Glenda Jackson is The Romantic Englishwoman (1975), who, while on vacation in Germany, falls in love with a heroin smuggler. Bet he smuggles something more than junk, which is why Glenda gets high off the guy. Whatever he's got, once Glenda gets a taste, she's hooked. Whether it's in the yard, by the pool, or in bed, a naked Glenda is eager for her injection. Poor Michael Caine, he plays her cuckolded husband. But for this romantic Englishwoman, life is dope!

johansson islandMankind’s last refuge is a sterile facility where survivors flee to escape Earth’s toxic horrors in Michael Bay’s sci-fi blockbuster The Island (2005). When Lincoln Six-Echo (Ewan McGregor) discovers that he’s a cloned human being harvested for his organs, he grows understandably miffed. He recruits a hot blonde (Scarlett Johansson) to join him on a vigilante mission to destroy the scientists behind the vicious experiment. Let’s see--life on an idyllic island with Scarlett Johansson. Sounds pretty great- until you find you Scarlett keeps her clothes on!

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