Beaks: The Movie (1987)

A TV reporter investigates a plague of hateful avians in Beaks: The Movie (1987). Sort of like a proto-Birdemic, this cheesy '80s horror flick stars Michelle Johnson as Vanessa Cartwright, an investigative reporter who travels to Spain to interview the survivors of a mysterious rash of bird attacks nearly 30 years before. Meanwhile, the fowl play (sorry, couldn't help it) continues as a farmer is eaten by his chickens, birds attack a children's birthday party, and doves devour a breeder and his wife. But if you really want your feathers ruffled, fast-forward to the scene where Michelle bares her soapy suck sacks in the shower. Is that a pigeon in your pants, or are you just happy to see her?