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Baywatch (1989-2001)

You Can See Kiwi!

Last week was fashion week in New Zealand, and half-naked Pamela Anderson was promoting her new animal-friendly line of haute couture, A*Muse.

Designed by former Club Kid and celebrity designer Richie Rich, Pamela’s outfit consisted of a sheer wrap around her body with nothing covering up her ample rackage.

The busty Baywatch babe’s boobs were clearly visible under the fabric and when she turned on the catwalk, it slipped down to reveal a hot pink thong riding up her butt crack.

As Pam tried to cover up, Richie himself came out to help, but fell down when he lost control of his roller skates.

Read what happened next after the jump.

A Singer, Two Actresses, Three Nipples and Half an Ass

From dresses that fall down, to bathing suits that ride up, to blouses that just aren’t thick enough to hide a certain Italian eyeful’s pepperonis, its been a big week for fans of unintentional nudity.

At a recent show in Amsterdam, the Dutch spirit of permissiveness and do-what-thou-wilt extended to the costume of Pussycat Dolls singer Nicole Scherzinger, who slipped her big brown sand dollar-sized nipple when her dress fell down.

Unfortunately, there were no sightings of Nicole’s Netherlands.

Read more after the jump.

Teenage Babe Goes from Twilight to “Light of Day”

Twilight starlet Kristen Stewart is set to play almost but not quite openly vagitarian rock and roll bad girl Joan Jett in an upcoming biopic written and director by music video maven Floria Sigismondi.

A founding member of the all-girl hard rock outfit The Runaways, Joan Jett has hinted at her rug-munching ways with album titles like Up Your Alley and by covering glam rockers Sweet’s ode to bisexuality “A.C.D.C.,” which contains the lyrics “She’s got girls, girls all over the world,” and “She's got some other woman as well as me.”

One of the rugs Jett is rumored to have munched in recent years belongs to Baywatch knockout Carmen Electra, who told US Weekly that her split with male rocker Dave Navarro left her with more time to “do fun stuff and have sleepovers, dancing, fun girl stuff.”

Interviews with the other girls of The Runaways in later years also hinted that they each tasted the love that dares not speak its name (with its mouth full) with Jett at least once or twice (or 329 times).

Read more after the jump.

Busty Baywatch Hottie Traci Bingham Shows off a Lovely Set of Gourds in the Pumpkin Patch

Aside from the occasional stint on reality TV (including a much-appreciated nude turn on The Girls Next Door in 2006), we don't see much of Baywatch and Playboy fave Traci Bingham these days. So it's Mr Skin's great honor to be able to mention Traci's name on this blog two days in a row. Yesterday Bingham gave us a peek at the protruding cherries atop her two scoops of hot fudge sundae while taking out the trash, and today she's once again flaunting her funbags, this time while wearing an evening gown and visiting a pumpkin patch! Mr Skin can't quite explain her choice of attire, but seeing Traci's ripe, seasonally appropriate pumpkins sure makes me want to squash my broomstick!

More pics of Traci's trip to the pumpkin patch can be found at Drunken Stepfather.

10. The Girls Next Door (2005-?)

Network: E!

Tele-Visions: Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, Kendra Wilkinson,

Skinopsis: Skinside the Playboy mansion with Hugh Hefner’s trio of 21st-century foxy girlfriends.

What’s Hot: Playboy Playmates. Close quarters. Hot friends dropping by (and stripping down). When the Girls Next Door move in, here comes the neighborhood.

Sexy Clip:

Check out the rest of the FINAL TEN after the jump!

Traci Bingham Picks and Licks

African-American Baywatch bombshell Traci Bingham got snapped shopping by the paparazzi—appropriately enough, in the melon section (photo courtesy of TMZ).

Of course, titanically top-heavy Traci would never reduce herself to mere honeydews or mangoes. She goes for full, juicy, sweet watermelons.

And Mr. Skin would like to be the security guard who frisks Traci on the way out, just to make sure she’s not smuggling a couple of those ripe suckers out in her bra.

In other news, Traci Bingham sucks lesbian face with girls, as reported by (excuse us) Dirty Rotten Whore.

Get a girl-girl eyeful, along with Traci Bingham's naked melons (and patch) after the jump.

Nip/Tuck premiered on cable's FX network on this date in 2003.

After several years of struggling, the cable network FX scored a hit with Howard Stern's sexy Baywatch parody Son of the Beach in 2000 (featuring Jaime Bergman and Leila Arcieri), and then nailed down a TV classic with the savage (but skin-friendly) cop show The Shield two years later.

Empowered by those daring, censor-defying series, FX went even further out on a limb—and got even more actresses out of their clothes—with the debut of its plastic-surgery-themed drama Nip/Tuck. Controversy greeted the show from its first episode, which seemed to only make Nip/Tuck get more provocative.

For a blast of how this show has dared to bare, join us after the (pun intended) cut.