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Part 1 largely focused on Moonlite Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof—who hopes for a cabinet position as ‘Pimpmaster General of the United States’ in the new Trump administration—and how he came to convince his current ‘working girl•friend’ Harley Lane to offer a discount for 2016 voters to “grab her by the pussy.”
Now let’s X•plore her part in the Art of the Feel …
“The American people have spoken!” read a morning after message from the raunch Ranch. “In an explosive and unanticipated upset, real estate developer and reality TV star Donald Trump was elected 45th President of the United States! Here at world famous Bunny Ranch, as election results started coming in, a range of emotions was displayed”—emphasis on the -splayed part as lusty Lane makes plain:
“In the end, Tarts for Trump trumped Hookers 4 Hillary and brothel workers, like the rest of the country, must respect each other’s differences and accept the choice made by the American people.” Within limits …
“Bunny Ranch Trump supporters are celebrating the historic victory of The Donald in a variety of ways,” the press release continued, and one Trump tramp is even offering voters patriotic price cuts on her all-American sex services.” Enter Tarts for Trump spokeswoman Harley … please!
Her offer is wide open.
England’s shocking ‘Brexit’ vote has been likened to last week’s U.S. bombshell, so in economic language the Brits might coin: By prompting punters to pound her, the Trump tart might be seen as shilling for Pence.
While looking sterling.
And the brainy brunette fronts quite a platform:
“Donald Trump has made the need to build a wall along our southern border a central issue of his campaign, and Nevada’s legal prostitutes have experienced first-hand the positive results of barrier protection,” reads her wo•manifesto. “Whether that barrier is made of concrete or latex, the ladies of the Bunny Ranch reprise the immortal words of Ronald Reagan to Mikhail Gorbachev as they shout in unison: ‘Mr. Trump, build thatwall!’”
As long as the men along these women’s ‘southern border’ are willing to pay for it.
Strong borders to keep out ‘undesirable elements’ from her pussy (below left) are so vital to Harley and her harlots that they “are required to take sexually transmitted infection checks on a weekly basis (below right), and use condoms for oral, vaginal and anal sex.”
So much cheaper when your ‘barrier protection’ can be made of rubber.
“Americans should come first!” Harley believes. And relieves (looking like Margot Kidder).
She also presumably gets release from being the latest lover of ‘Daddy’ Dennis—note her hand resting on his thigh in the group grope shot promoting Hof’s HBO series Cathouse.
And promoting is what ‘Daddy Knows Best” … the brothel boss proudly proclaims himself to be ‘The P.T. Barnum of Booty’ ... in tribute to the 19th century ‘grandstanding showman’ credited with saying, “You can fool some of the people all the time,” and “nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.”
He also famously felt: “I don’t care what they say about me, just make sure they spell my name right.” These days, it seems to be spelled like this:
“I’m a P.T. Barnum,” Donald Trump told columnist Cindy Adams back in 1991. And earlier this year on Meetthe Press, the reality showman affirmed that he considered comparison to the circus barker “a compliment.”
Whereas oral sexpert Harley might take offense at Barnum’s boast that “there’s a sucker born every minute.”
Hof, however, lost … defeated by the incumbent as a Libertarian candidate for the Nevada State Assembly last week 61 to 39%. Perhaps his topless turn and Bunny Ranch tattoo made him “unlikeable.”
Or maybe it was his campaign boast that, “From 1-100…if 100 is the kinkiest, freakiest guy…I’m probably a 90.” Which means his 105-pound Bunny honey Harley has her work cut out for her.
“Come take this Harley out for a ride,” Lane drives the point home in her online pitch to clients. “I bet you’ve never ridden one like this before!”
Ironically, Sleuth has unearthed a recent real estate sale for a New Zealand home at 8 Harley Lane {shouldn’t that be ‘ate’?}.
And its listing description could also apply to the house bunny: “First impressions are everything and this one certainly ‘packs a punch.’ Upon approaching you appreciate its large front, expensive driveway and entrance. Once inside, the ‘wow! factor’ takes over. No expense has been spared.”
And notice that the real estate firm that sold the Harley Lane property is named LJ Hooker. Whose motto {we swear} is “Nobody Does It Better Than Hooker.”
And it would semen that nobody does it better than hooker Harley!
“I’m going to give you a little insight on what it’s like to be ‘barely legal’ and satisfy men who can be several decades older than I am,” the 20-year-old blogged in July.
"I have always been very sexually adventurous and willing to try new things. There isn’t much that I wouldn’t try at least once.” As the self-proclaimed Baby Bunny’s ‘in house’ menu makes clear:
Can’t decide on your entrée? Let your server offer some suggestions.
“I am into all types of sex fantasies and fetishes, including anal (below middle),” she assures customers.
So, unlike ousted transition chief Chris Christie … all Lane’s are open.
“I love just about any position!” Harley hints. “Just depends on what mood I’m in {perpetually horny?}. I love being taken from behind. I love to ride it even more I think!
And when a rider isn’t ready to saddle up? “I enjoy playing with toys and getting creative with all the extra ways I can please myself that I didn’t expect.”
Though she hasn’t come to expect it—the price is quite stiff—her menu includes dessert: “Why don’t you have a sexy overnight stay with me? I would love to treat you to a walk-in shower or some sexy time in the Jacuzzi tub.”
“I love giving oral (below left) maybe even more than getting it! I truly believe that taking care of a man and making him feel good is one of a woman’s greatest privileges {has she been talking to Trump?}. It turns me on so much to get you going that I’m wet before you can touch me,” she feels (below right).
Despite the fact you're being driven to 'grab her by the pussy’ …
… and while she says “I love having my hair pulled" ... if you pull back the curtains you won’t find much hair there to get a grip!
Yet even though—in the words of Hof's prior prostitute paramour Cami Parker—“Everyone knows Dennis likes skinny, little-girl bodies,” his current Baby Bunny has more than ‘a small sample size’ to grab onto!
“I am a 32B cup,” Harley measures up. “Perky, and all natural.” Which she attributes to her X•ercise routine.
“Short and simple, videos of pushups are going viral,” she announced in August. “The challenge is to complete22 pushups and challenge others after you to help spread the word that 22 Veterans commit suicide every day.”
Used to going up and down every day, Harley puts her money(maker) where her mouth is: “I offer Military and Public Service Specials for either a discount or more time! Just bring in your Certification/ID and we can make it work!”
What works well are the Bunny Ranch’s posted signs and fines (below right, by the pool):
Which the brothel’s leading ‘law and order’ advocate adheresto as she makes her rounds of the grounds.
“Aw well thanks Mommy,” the hooker first known as Texas Harley replied. “I love you!”—adding the 3 (heart) and :* (kiss) symbol signs.
Just 9 days before, however, Harley was quoted on Quartz.com as recalling: “My mother had a reputation of blowing all her money on stupid things.” Whereas cynics might say she gets “all her money” by blowing “stupid things” … {just joking, Daddy}
But that’s gotten the star s•Trump•et her name on the door …
… with an ‘office’ befitting “a first class whore.”
Want more?
“Most of all,” Lane lets you know, “I love being filmed! Pictures and videos turn me on like crazy!” {plus cost clients load$ more}.
“I love watching porn and I love watching myself with someone else even more!”
Particularly if that ‘someone else’ is a fellow floozy: “Last but not least I love women as much as I do men,” harlot Harley makes clear. “There is just something incredibly erotic and sensual about the touch of another woman.”
“Yes ladies,” beckons her bio, “we can have a GFE {intimate Girlfriend Experience} just like the men … or a hot, hard and fast Sapphic sexual encounter.”
Maybe even letting a lady lover ‘Grab Her by the Pussy’ on video!
Her ‘Daddy’ Dennis claims, in a year-old Inquisitor interview, that “his girlfriends are expected to have threesomes with him and other female brothel workers.” Current girlfriend Harley identifies as “bisexual” … and purrs: “I’m totally a cat person!”
It seems a pair•ent her favorite ‘pussy’ to play with—other than her own—belongs to 4-foot-8 redheaded Ranch regular Alice Little …
… who takes her name from the naïve nymph lost in Wonderland, yet specializes in bondage and domination.
Give her enough rope and …
“One is fun,” Alice argues for same-sex sessions, “but two is a blast!” Look fast … it’s “curiouser and curiouser” that this 'March Hare' has none where?
“The best piece of advice I can offer to someone seeking a two-girl encounter,” Alice advises, “is this: You’re going to have a much better time when the ladies already are familiar with each other, and have established chemistry.”
Little and Lane are already inseparable … go everywhere together … and love to shop till they drop.
The only thing they love more is to slurp each other “to the last drop.”
To paraphrase Wonderland’s Queen of Hearts—who ‘made some tarts’ herself: “(Get) off with their head.”
“I love taking care of couples,” Harley Lane lets husbands and wives know of another way to have her cake and eat it too. “If they want the focus to be the lady then I’m in love! Sex with another woman or a girl of our choice just makes it all worth the risk of trying.”
Thus far, though, we only have her word for the wonder of the rabbit hole she’s asking you to fall into.
So let’s allow a satisfied customer who spent “one wonderful hour” with the lady of the hour on the evening of Friday, July 22, 2016 relate his sexperience: “Harley Lane is a very young and beautiful sweetheart from Texas. Her face is gorgeous and her smile is addicting,” the reviewer raved on the Sex in Nevada user forum. “Upon entering the Bunny Ranch parlor, I’m spotted by Jenny Jade (whom I’ve partied with before) and she asked who I’m there to see. I proudly reply ‘Harley Lane’ and she says ‘great flavor.’ To which I said, ‘You must’ve partied with her too.’ Jenny confirms with a mischievous smile: ‘Yes, I have.’” And Sleuth has the proof!
“I tailgate Harley down the long hall leading to one of the VIP rooms with her name on the faceplate,” the virile veteran continues. “I’m describing all kinds of stuff I like sexually and she is chiming in with how she likes the same, but with a certain extra twist. Once she’s done, I can’t keep my hands off and we embrace and wow she felt great! Her body is solid, smooth skin, natural breasts and a great firm ass.”
Which mirrors what another visitor to the Ranch related in response: “Great write-up, man. Harley is well known as the Baby Bunny. I’m glad you got to ‘party’ with her. When I was there, newcomer Stephanie King was grabbing Harley's ass and telling me how hard it was.” And she should know!
“The entire party with Ms. Lane was fantastic,” her addicted admirer ass•erts. “I leave feeling sexually satisfied.”
Which brings us to ourclimax with Harley: Can you think of a better spot to ‘END’ on?
