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Mr. Skin’s DVD Pick of the Week

Assassination of a High School President (2008)
STUDIO: Sony
NUDE: Mischa Barton (breasts)
The dark comedy Assassination of a High School President (2008) stars Reece Thompson as a reporter on the school newspaper who uncovers a vast and evil conspiracy after he mistakenly accuses student-body president and popular jock Patrick James Taylor of stealing a stack of SAT tests. Mischa Barton appears as the disgraced jock’s girlfriend who mysteriously starts making moves on Reece after her boyfriend’s fall from grace. Mischa gets a B average in Toplessness 101 when she bares both boobs in the tub three separate times. If she stood up, she could raise her grade (among other things).

If anyone tries to argue with you that director Russ Meyer is anything less than the king of over-sized breasts and eroticized mayhem, that person is irrational and trying to pick a fight with you and should be avoided. Flee, and take refuge in the mammoth,all-engulfing, bouncing cleavage and violent, no-nonsense revenge fantasies contained in the master's masterpieces, six of which are currently available on DVD. From the dawn of the sixties through the decline of the seventies, Meyer produced a string of high-impact,hyper-hot kinetic visual treats that will give fans of tits and violence cause to rejoice from here to eternity.