Nude Scenes from
Ask the Dust (2006)

Salma Hayek Underestimates Her Udder Perfection.

We here at Mr. Skin love the female form in all of its incarnations, but we have to admit that some bare bodies stand head and shoulders (and T&A) above the rest. And two of those high points belong to the often nude Salma Hayek. But would you believe that Salma doesn't think that her body is all that bodacious? Apparently the ample-appled beauty doesn't keep any mirrors around the house.

Salma divulged:

I won a 'Best Body Award' from Fitness Magazine and I was too embarrassed to accept it. I actually don't have a good body, but if everybody thinks so, I guess it means I'm a good actress. I have acted the part of the girl who has a very good body. If you know how to dress, there's some tricks you can pull.

We understand that a woman can make her body look its best with the proper attire, but Mr. Skin has more than enough proof that Salma's body is completely flawless when her form is covered in nothing at all. Just check out Frida. Or Desperado. Or Ask the Dust. Or . . . you get the picture.

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“I like big butts and I cannot lie,” rhapsodized Sir Mix-A-Lot in “Baby Got Back,” his 1992 smash single that simply cannot be overlooked when composing a paean to the limitless pleasures of lusciously large-scaled female posteriors.

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